Seven Sex Rules/Facts

Ok, as we all might know (or maybe not) I am a very "sexual" expressive person. I don't mind discussing it, advising on it or even doing it. But as I got older, I learned a couple of facts and developed some rules on my own. Will i share them with you ? Of course ! lol

1. Get nasty with at least 12 people before settling down: Its a mathematical fact (i HATE math) so I'll put it simple. When it comes to picking a great lover, you'll have a betterr chance if you don't settle down to early, because you haven't met enough people to decide. And don't have to MANY lovers, because then you might pass up that special one by being a whore. LOL
2. Women sleep around more: I know, shocking right !? Well scientist "claim" we just lie about our sex number. And men usually lie about the actual number also, making theirs higher then it really is.
3. A Penis should NOT have a taste: If the dick your sucking has a taste other then Dove or maybe a little sweat (still gross) then im sorry, cause most likely it has been somewhere other than his pants. If it taste sweet, then surprise !!! Your sucking a Sour Patch Kids dick !
4. Now, nutt or semen: Scientist say that majority of males semen should taste kind of bland (like white people food). If you'r guy is a un-healthy eater or drinks tons of soda then it might have a nasty bleach taste. Tell him to change up his diet to fruits, veggie's & water ! Now its safe to get your throat wet ! LOL
5. Females, listen up: Yeah, you can act like Plie's was rapping about you'r cooch when he said it taster like water. Sorry to inform you but if you can smell through your jeans then it most like don't. Basically, every female has a "certain" scent. Thats normal, but if you want to control the taste then follow these rules: Eat and drink what you desire to taste like. You want to taste like water then drink it ! Want to taste like sweet fruit, eat tons of it ! Stay away from soda and fast food, that gives it a acidic taste. You are what you eat hun !
6. Pain = Pleasure: Getting you'r hair pulled & ass smacked are not just for porn star's ! When receiving pleasure then added with a little bit of pain, makes the great just a tad bit greater ! I personally enjoy all of the above, and sometimes a little bit of choking (i know, i know) but really try it. While things are getting hot and heavy, demand to get your ass slapped ! Its a great way to make sex kinker !
7. Girls are Squirter's too: Some of us lucky females hold the special talent of "Squirting". Sounds pretty freaky, i know or just something you've see in porno's. But i assure its REAL ! Most likely while ding doggie style you feel that urge like you have to pee but stronger with each stroke...that mean you have to CUM. Let it out and see what happens, you might come to find out your a squiter !