Merry Christmas Kupcakes !!

I just wanted to tell all my little kupcakes Merry Christmas !! I appreciate all the support and comments ! I really want to thank my authors Raven and Austin ! Rae' brings so much fun and entertainment to the blog and Austin enlightens me and helps with everything ! Ok enough with the mushy stuff !
   I did't ask for to much for Christmas, really nothing. But,of course i got some stuff. My dad bought me a STUN GUN !! yep so beware ! LoL His girlfriend bought me and the sis platinum engraved bracelets and grandma gave us money ! BOO-YAH ! Oh yea and im waiting for my girft from a special friend on Sunday. Late gifts are the best ! Yea boy ! lol

Wonder what my readers and authors got ! Please do tell !

I Got The Hook-Up

As we ALL knw we can find jst about ANYTHING for cheap/half priced at the Beauty Salon..WELLL*in antoine dodsons voice* lol at my visit to my beauty salon i met this lady tht sells Purses,Fragrances, Accessories , she do hair annnnnnddddddddddd *drum roll please* .......................................MAC COSMETICS MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!! Now i knw some of you may knw somebody tht sells it already Cool, but for you Ladies tht dnt; well now you got a hook up. She has eye-shadow for $10 or 2 for $15. She Has Lip Gloss for $10 or 2 for $15; her big compact "Lady Gaga" personalized kits are $20!! & much more!!! I've decided to let yall in on my hook-ups...Now i knw people that know people, its my Job to Network..so hit me up if yall need anything....

Her Contact Info is :

Essential of Essence

Katrisa (ka-trisa) 8.633.8676..

Playboy xXx TRON

Soooo Tron and Playboy have combined forces ! I never seen the orginal Tron nor the newest one (out in theaters now). But I am a huge fan of Playboy. Check the pics out and tell me what you think...

Who doesnt love some cyber pussy ?! Im sure all the sci-fi nerds bought this issue of Playboy !

3-D Nails

Recently, ive tried going anti-acrylic. #1 Because it damaging to my real nails. #2 I have to get a refill every 2 weeks and since i've been getting my nails since 8th grade (s/o to Nails by Cindy) i've pretty much have had every type of design. But looking at my nails now, eehhh. They look like 12 yr old hands. Chip nail polish and bitten nails. Yuck ! I came upon something new...GEL NAILS ! All the celebs have been rocking them ! Its time for me to hop on this train.

RiRi rocking the trend !

Cassie

My Fav Hello Kitty !

Willow Smith

   To create 3-D Nails, the manicurist uses a gel called Calgel and other accessories such as embossed decals, glitter, and even Swarovski crystals! The gel is very strong and healthy for your nails; and it promotes nail growth! It’s applied to your natural nails just like polish and it’s similar to Shellac because it doesn’t smudge, chip, break, or peel.

It may be hard to find a salon that uses this technique but there are some out there.  New Yorkers can try Sakura Nail Salon and Spa (East Village) in NY. It will cost you around $40 or more but the quality of the end result is definitely worth it.

Make Me Cum Pumps

Un-like most females Im not totally obsessed with shoes, like to the point were ill spend my whole refund check on random shoes. I like to purchase things like a investment. A nice pair of expensive black pumps go a long wayyy. Especially if you know how to take care of them. No need to buy a 100 pair of the same type of shoe, i find it redundant. So since i see nice shoes as a investment, i believe in dropping up to $500 on a pair that i can 1.show off to my grandkids & they'll even be impressed  2. rather walk barefoot in the rain then messed them up 3. and i can sell online years later and get even more back. If you find a pair of shoes that meet theses standards then there "Investment shoes" for sure. Here's the Christian Louboutin Clou Noeud 150 studded slingbacks retailed for $1,195 at Net-A-Porter


$1,195.oo

 Here's Rhianna with the beige pair....

My lesbian crush !

But if you'r not willing to drop a grand on  a pair of shoes here's a similar pair of slingbacks which come in both black and beige at NORDSTROMS for $104.95. What a savings for a great pair of shoes!

Not bad for $104.95 huh ?

My 1st Asian Persuasion

Sooo i got a thing for Asians, not like "Poke'mon obsessed" Asians. More like "Nike obsessed" Asians. Dont ask me why but maybe it has something to do with the fact that "black & yellow" is a bigger taboo than "black & white". Or it could be the fact i love Japanese comics (and there food) LoL I know that makes no sense but i can't help who i crush on. So a  looong time ago, i finally climbed the great wall and conquered the asian conquest ! Here's how it went...

I used to love BBC !

  
  i went over during a cold winter night and in the mind-frame of cuddling and good conversation. Well safe to say it did not go down that way. Not that im complaining but listen...him and his buddies sat there for about a good hour and a half (or more ! I blanked out after a while) playing a video games. Once again, no complaints but maybe my expectations were too high. So finally around 3am...I had been crawled in his bed and left him and his friends to playing video games. I was ready for bed and the sun to come out so can just leave with atleast a little crush still left on him. He finally came to bed around 4am, wanting to get romantic...needless to say i was sleepy and really wasn't up for it. But never the one to leave a job un-done, i went along with it. In the beginning, he kept reminding me that he was asian (i guess asians are supposed to be below average) but actually he was average. He awkwardly changed positions more than i liked and initinally promised mind blowing oral...needless to say he didnt even go below "the love belt". Im can't say how long it lasted *im playa so ain't gone tell you all the details* but i was really sleepy and disappointed about the earlier festivities. I rolled over and rolled out the next morning.

Weren't they sooo cute ?

 I don't know what i expected the night to be like. It was clear that this wasnt gonna blossom into a ridiculously sexy "Romeo Must Die" relationship & he was meant to be in the friend category from now on. *Sad Face* needless to say, i havent dated or went after another asian since then.

This what our kids would look like. Nice huh ? lol

Rae' _UnCensored!! Promo.

This the promo video for Rae" new show !! Im all ready super anxious !! Ch-ch check it out !!!

Rae' _UnCensored!! Under Construction.

If you all remember me mentionin in my first post i tlked abt my video blog!! Well it in is the process!! If you have a Facebook Search Rae UnCensored & Add me, I will post my video on there & on youtube! i will try to post some on here! if there is anything yall want me to talk abt let me knw i'm game!! i'm UBER EXCITED to do this finally!!! I will post blogs when i post videos so you guys can go watch!! Don't Watch Me..Watch Rae' B...lol she's my alter ego. #okbye

First Date.

As you should all know, First dates can be HECTIC!!! you dnt knw where to go, you are so worried with impressin the person; you have all these thoughts flowing thru your mind. Well this past weekend I had a First Date, with this Tow Truck Driver that paid for my car to be fixed, I mean it was only fair right?? Well this is how it went!! Durin our "text-ataion" he asked me wht was I doin, I told him I was starving & washin clothes..blah blah.. He asked if I would like to go out to eat, I replied "Tht would be lovely".........i drove home & began gettin dressed, i was runnin around my house lol like a chicken wit his head cut off! i didn't knw how to dress because i didn't knw where we were goin.. So i txt'd him & asked him wht should i wear & where are we goin..he said "Something Cute & Grand Lux Cafe'" So i decided to go Cute & Comfortable, I wore a low cut V-Neck Shirt, Some Levis, & Some cute black flats, With Gold Accessories. Once dressed I was out the door Headed to The Grand Lux......*time passes* Once i got there it took me wht felt like forever to park..txt'd him & told him i had arrive, we met inside & once i laid eyes on him I WANTED TO CRY & DIE!!!!!! OMG he had on a Suzuki Biker Jacket, A Black Tee, Blue Jeans & Some Beat-Up Forces!!!!
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I was embarrassed & nobody even knew tht we were together. I immediately went to my phone & started messagin my 2 bff's for comic relief, but i still wanted to cry!! I felt like he didnt care enough of wht he wore, then again i thought abt how he rode his motorcycle there so he probably didnt wanna look his best knowin he was gonna be ridin wit the wind.

So I stayed & enjoyed a good conversation & a free meal!! Turns out he's a nice guy, has all of his priorities straight, has a job, a HOUSE & he takes care of his daughter.. & i was invited to come to a 2nd date to Disney's On Ice! I'm gonna take Alex! I'm excited!

Even though the guy isn't wht i want in looks he should be a candidate for my heart, but i decided not to take it anymore than just a good friend..Wht do yall think??

Barely There...*AHEM*

It's winter time and freezing. And my natural primate instincts are telling me to stay warm by any means necessary ! Which is why most women hate, i do mean hate with a passion to shave. Any part of there body also. i can last a couple of days (2 weeks maxed) without shaving my legs. I barely grow her there but on my lower region...thats another story ! I used to hate when guys asked "can you shave down there ?" ....i wanted scream " Damn fuck no !!" but then i was introduced to oral sex. And actually realized it was a reason to shave below the love belt. Now a days its sooo many OPTIONS...You have the , landing strip, Mohawk, "his" initials and of course the BARELY THERE ! ! So which one is the best ? Which one do you prefer ? Would you rather get a wax are shave ? Some people prefers nair, which i think stinks like all hell ! But i like waxing, then last resort is shaving.  So let me know which one is your favorite.

Hello Kitty X Sephora Kombine !

So my bitxh has done it again ! Hello Kitty is teaming up with my favorite cosmetic store; Sephora ! Im super excited and I really don't know if i can wait till January. You can expect everything from make-up brushes, blushes and even eyelash curlers ! Is there anybody this Kitty doesnt team up with !? Just take over the freaking world honey,i'll be your first follower LoL !  

Freaking  Nail Polish ! The bottles are soo kute !





Its soooo shiny !

  


















Com'on ! Am i the only person thats super excited !?

Killa Kannabis Kupcakes !!!

Yo yo yo ! Sooo ill be off of papers soon and im all ready planning my "release party" !! I know most people would just light up but im on another level with mines ! Im making weed Kupcakes !!! I've broken down the rcipe from weed browines and came up with my own Kupcakes recipe !

First you have to make "canna-butter".

Here"s how: Melt butter (two table spoons) in a small pot that sits in a bigger pot of hot water to prevent the butter from burning) add a fair amount of the secret ingredient (weed) and stir for about 10 mins then put the mixture through a coffee filter to seperate the butter from the weed and store the butter in a fridge allowing it to harden. You'll see the THC in the weed will attach to the fat in the butter so make sure you use butter NOT  margirine and make sure you use grinded weed.

{Side Note: The weed is useless now since all the THC has been cooked with butter}

Kupcake Time: Now that the butter has hardened it should have a green tint in it. Pull out your Kupcake mix (pick a mix that uses butter instead of oil) and begin mixing the ingrediets like regular !

Magic Frosting: I love frosting ! So of course Im topping mines off with "magic frosting". Here's the recipe !

1/8 cup SOFTENED cannabutter
1/8 cup SOFTENED butter (not "enriched")
3/4 cup confectioners sugar( icing sugar or powder sugar its the same thing)
1 tsp. lemon juice
1 tsp. grated lemon peel
3 drop food coloring (i like green)

It is absolutely essential you keep let the butter soften overnight on the counter, microwaving will *NOT* have the same effect. You just can't fake it, patience is a virtue.

Combine whip the two butters together until thoroughly blended and then add the lemon juice, lemon peel and sugar until completely mixed. Add the food coloring at any point once everything has started to come together.

Enjoy your trip to the moon  !!

Yep, just call me Alice !

"After Blast !! "

Unlike Ki..I'm Still Quite The Party Girl... I dnt party as much but i do go out abt twice a month! I recently went out this past Friday to "The New Club Next"...it was cool for the opener.. I was shocked at my outfit.. I dressed classy more grown up..Like Ki I normally go out showin my girls & my legs!! I feel there is a such thing as "club attire" anyway.. I enjoyed the club i danced & some niggas tried to choose but i aint go for tht.. the "After Blast" was another thing!! I Swear I had EVERY guy in my phone; tht i either saw downtown or jst guys tht i txt peroidically; txt me "wat u doin after u leave downtown"... " can i come over when you get home" ...." U wanna get faded & do some thangs." UGH nigga PLZ!!! You will NOT be havin A Night Cap wit me.. I DO NOT DO THE AFTER CLUB BLAST SHIT!!! lol But no really how stupid do you think i am? All you wanna do is fuck!.. im not the girl to jst jump on new dick! I like to be teased & tlked dirty to.. lol Make me Want it.. like Tupac said "baby i dnt want it if its tht easy." Same way for me... Let Me Initiate the One Night Stands & After The Club Sex..Plus I been Dancin my ass off all night all I wanna do is go to Taco Cababna & Get In My Bed..GOODNIGHT!!......oh yeah this was inspired by Ki's club post.

***this is my first time adding pics the first one was from earlier this year, the second one is wht i wore this past weekend & the third was from Halloween...



Earlier this year.



Halloween Weekend!! So sexy its scary ! 



This past weekend , looking hot !



Not an Addiction, More of a Affliction: Porn

So im pretty sure by now, everybody is well aware i kinda sorta like porn. Yea, yea who doesn't ? "Any way doe" *best katt stacks voice*, Im up early reflecting on the past month. A couple of weeks ago, i spent time with a very good friend at his house. We mostly chilled and watched movies. On one occasion scanned a couple of porno's together. It was a very interesting afternoon. Long story short im pretty sure you know what happened next. But i started to think what about the people that didnt have such a nice porno stash are just plan embarrassed to actually have it saved to there computer. I hide mines under "School Video's"...so i understand. My favorites currently are girl on girl. I dont know, i guess its something about the guys in porno's that irritate me. There never attractive and it kills me when they get fully butt naked but yet still have on socks & shoes ! I discussed this before with my homieloverfriend (follow him at @rexmajor), like how the hell did he just come out of his jeans without removing his socks/shoes. Also guys in porns barely make "fuck faces" which makes it more real for me. They act all non-chalant, but i guess if your doing it for a living there nothings that great anymore. One of my favorite girl-on-girl HERE includes Misti Luv...who looks different in most of her videos. And rare male favorite video including the (in)-famous Mr.Marcus HERE , Misti Luv also in this video. In the beginning i was very interested in Pinky, but then after all the hype i realized she was just a freaky midget (sorry to her die-hard fans) but her video with Mandigo was definitely a constant reply for me HERE !

Reformed Party Girl

In my short 20 years, i've had a very (ahem) "exciting" party life. I started early (age 16) and recently just stopped. I had to hit every party of every day. I began to recognize people from the clubs & parties at grocery stores, I went to parties with a full on cold sometimes ! Speaking of cold, I specialized in partying half naked in below freezing temps. If I missed a partying , it was only because i was traveling out of town to go to another party. Nothing stopped me, not mid-terms, finals or even a funeral. I mean im sure that person would've understands, right ? LoL Clubs became boring around my freshmen year of college, thats when I became addicted to Frat parties ! I have hit up just about every fraternity party in Texas ! Nothings better than homemade alchol and shirtless guys stomping. Even better, there were barely fights at a frat parties. But soon that became annoying because of all the stepping and foolishness. So on to the next...theme parties ! If there was a reason to dress up and party i was most def there ! I especially loved pajama parties, which weirdly enough were always in the winter time ! Brrrrr ! But yet i dressed up in my skimpiest lingerie ! Then when that became boring i began partying with athletes...football players, baseball player and even basketball players. Not TSU athletes (i stopped partying were I study). So now fast forward, I feel like am completely partied out ! I find myself making excuses not to go out now a days. I don't know if im just getting old are maybe the scene is...hmmm

yea, i used to get it in on stage

in Padre,umm "networking".

drinking those deadly Four Lokos

Somewere out by P.V.

It was New Years Eve, Yep like 50 below

One of those unforgetful PJ parties

P.S. if you want to see more party pics (some are kinda xxx) let me know ! I'll post !

Mistake Men Make During Sex

Lately i've had a lot of time on my hand, a lot of "barely sex" time. Hmph...ya'll know I partially lose my mind without some type of affection. But any way that got me to thinking about all my bad and good sex-capades. So i came up with a couple of mistakes the opposite sex tends to make.

QUICKIES-women rarely derive pleasure from this, I don’t know a woman who can achieve an orgasm in 5 minutes (without the aid of a device), if you don’t have time to do it right, and or you can’t give a proper spinal tap with the time you have, leave it alone.

TAKE YOUR TIME DO IT RIGHT-The more time you got, and the more rounds

you go, the more satisfied you get. I don’t know a woman who likes to do it just once, if you putting it down. The first time is like foreplay, don’t offer up 15 minutes of sex 30 minute nap and a 5 minute nut. Nobody needs that.

GOING DOWN HALFWAY – Once you start going
down, don’t stop at the belly button, keep going or
just don’t go past the neck at all. Fucking Tease !

THAT’S NOT IT – Turn a light on, use the cushion part of your finger, run you hand over her body she will tell you when it feels good, nothing is more annoying than foreplay, with a nigga who can’t find your clit or hole for that matter.

TRIM YOUR NAILS – nobody wants they insides stabbed up by a nigga with dirty nails.

LETTING YOUR SWEAT FALL IN MY FACE – Wipe with the sheet, or use your white tee, take a breather that sweat getting in your eyes is a mother fucker. If you sweat a lot keep your tee on please.

MOVING ALL WILD- Rythm is very important to getting it poppin, it’s like jumping double dutch and tryna jump in, if the rhythm is off it fucks up everything. When she catches your rhythm she’ll give it back, but if you moving all crazy how is that gonna happen? Some people take the Hammer song to serious.

TAKE YOUR SOCKS OFF STAY AWHILE- Unless she is one of those chicks who like to fuck you with your timbs on, a woman don’t like to be the only butt naked one in the room. No fucking through the pee hole in your boxers.

EASY CUM EASY GO- Concentrate on making your woman cum and don’t be selfish, there is nothing that feels better on a man than when you make your woman cum through sex, There is no better feeling of her reaching orgasm at the same time as you, so concentrate on her, and no quick nuts.

SIZE DOES MATTER- But you gotta learn to work with what you got. Depending on your size some positions are better than others learn your shit.

Thank you for attending class, I hope everybody learned something today !

MARRIED TO THE M.O.B Holiday

The Married to the MOB holiday lookbook has just dropped and it’s full of lots of great looks, including some new tees, some of which are sure to be classics, including “Good Girls Bend At The Knees, Bad Girls Bend At The Waist!”  I am sooooo fuk'n excited ! The tee on this page is my fave–love when this brand calls out its New York roots, plus the vee-neck is sexy. And the slim, long-length zip-up hoodie on the next page was calling my name, too! See lots more images, all modeled by made-MOB girl, Sarah McSweeney–when only the orginal will do! Shop the collection here !!! Follow the designer on Twitter at @LeahMOB



I shall be putting this on my x-mas list

Im in LOVE !



Hilarious Nights = Random Conversation

Sooo since I've recently expanded my friendship circle, which i rarely do, some very interesting discussions have come out of it. This new group of people are hilarious and beyond random. You have to be up on your shit and a very fast thinker to keep up with convo cause they just might be talking about you *wink ! But 90% of the time our conversation revolved around sex !  Which is my favorite depending on the right people of course. On one particular night we went talked about these topics:

• Oral: The homie "J" totally shocked me with the comment "You gotta eat the pussy ! " LoL Not because I never heard it but because I always that the same thing. Not on some manish stuff but seriously we grown up now ! Its like if you havent tasted the passion fruit by now, you dont deserve sex !! You havent enjoyed sex fully if you havent done oral ! And no one likes a person that eats pussy like its hot soup ! It screams Inexperience! Females if you dont suck it, then you dont deserve to be taken serious. Put it like this, your more of a whore for fucking than you are for sucking.
• Minute Wo/Men: Sadly there are still those out there who are working on a "quickie" schedule. My "supposedly" good friend AB told me about an weird experience he had...He had a female that only let him fuck for 5 minutes ! Yep 300 seconds if you want to make it seem long...but really what the fuck !? I've never heard of such foolishness. Then you have the guys who practically bust a nutt before they enter you. Like come on guys, once again we are too grown !
• Sex Soundtrack: Now this was a half & half discussion. People that hook up to music are either lame and have no rthym or they just like to drown out the noise outside the bedroom and focus. So if your doing it for 1st reason then you'r wack ! Just try not to make it obvious. Please and Thank you.
• Pretty Sex: Unless you have been with a person for more than a year you should not be having tie-head sex. Yep, that means sex with a scarf on your head. I confess, i have commited this crime multiple times but sometimes its just happenes and i dont have time to untie my hair. And sometimes its just not worth it LoL.
• Hickey's: Once again "WERE TO OLD" for this shit. Ok hickey's arent just tacky but a way of trying to leave your mark on other's. Come'on son. Hickey's on the ass is ok but on the neck....nope. Lets grow up people !

Natural Hair: Get Kinky

In my past week, I've met a very interesting group of people ! But my two favorites (alias of course) P & J, I quickly became attached to. Maybe because they were rocking there natural hair like my mother or maybe because they were super crazy like me ! LoL Any ways, they made me really want to stop pressing my hair and start rocking my kinky hair ! Only problem, im super lazy and natural hair means two things: TIME & PATIENTS. Which im running low on. But for my soul sisters that indulge in their natural beauty, I salute you. Here's a couple of pics of all natural hairstyles that i love.

Enjoy Ladies !