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Monday, June 27, 2011

Fake Obsession

Some guys judge girls off of what they see on music video's and t.v. They fail to realize these hoes are 99% photo shopped....so therefor looks exactly like Kiesha down the street with a lil make-up. So give it up guys, these chicks dont look like nothing like in the magazines so dont get ur hopes up.







Sunday, June 26, 2011

Black Queen

CHANEL X KISS

This pic speaks volumes

My b-day weekend !

Alot went on this weekend...smh ive misses alot of blogging time to catch up...i need to write some more erotica nshit. The Enter the Nile Alpha pool party was off the chain...here's a couple of pics thanx to my cousin Rox !
me & Rox !

look back at it....



WERK  !!

Finally 21 !!!

Sooo i finally turned 21 !! Had a nice lil'kick back. This weekend have been super hectic as well. So back to blogging ...


Monday, June 20, 2011

Jamaican Joke....Fe yah ah laff pon dis !

A blind Jamaican went to a restaurant. ‘Menu sir?’ asked the owner. ‘Mi blind, just bring one ah ya dirrrty forks, mi will smell it & then order.’ The owner went over & got a used fork. The blind man smelt the fork, took a deep breath & said: ‘Yes, mi want rice with jerk fish.’ ‘Unbelievable!’ thought the owner. The blind man ate & left. Two weeks later, the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to see how good the blind man’s smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Marcia was cooking. He said: ‘Marci, I need a favor. Pls rub this fork in ur pussy!’ which she did. He then goes & gives the blind man the fork. The blind man smells it & says: “Raaas claat!, mi never know marcia work here!”

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Sunday, June 19, 2011

Winning a Argument....

Not gonna lie...i used to love to argue. One reason is because i love getting under people skin and irratating them (childish i know) secondly because i know how to win them !

  1. Do that thing they like: In the middle of an argument i like to just flash my smile and look innocent. If you'r guy is a boobie guy then perk those twins up in his face...that'll throw him off.
  2. Cry: Who can resist tears ? Even if you can only make that one tear come up...its enough to stall a argument.
  3. Sex: Resolving a heated argument with sex allows you to kill alot of tension. Orgasm tend to be effective for bringing people back to a better problem-solving mind state.
  4. Cook for him: He loves steak & potatoes, make that man steak & potatoes ! Trust me it'll calm you down and make him rethink what he was even arguing about.
  5. Be Quiet: Sounds simple but alot of people can't help but go back in fourth during a argument. If you just be quiet and let the other person talk that'll most likely tell on themselves or say what you want them too.

  • Happy arguing FUCKERS ! : )

    Birthday Girl...Day 5

    Sooo its 5 days till my b-day ! I absolutely can not to believe i'll be 21 soon. I still remember turning 16 like the other day.

    Girl on Girl Pt.6

    Chocolate & Vanilla

    Monday, June 13, 2011

    To My lil'Sister !!

    Soooo its my little sister birthday !! I just wanted to give her a little S/O on here !! Love you much ugly ! And many more to come *MUAH*






    Sunday, June 12, 2011

    DormRoom pt.3

    Read DormRoom Pt.1 & DormRoom Pt.2 


    ....Headed to the bathroom, He gripped her ass tight before placing her on the sink. Trying to balance herself on the sink while his fat dick pumped her pussy she grind on his dick taking every inch of it. Looking into his eyes made her wish it never end. He stroked her while shit started falling off the counter. Her moans getting louder, turning into screams. She gripped him tighter, leaving scratches on his shoulder and back. The scratches only made him stroke her wet pussy harder.

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      Feeling himself about to cum, he picked her up and slammed her back against the wall. Screaming his name over and over, she was ready to cum. He could tell she was about to cum from the way her pussy gripped his dick tighter and her juices running down his thigh. He pumped harder and harder until she came all over his dick.Letting her slide down the wall off his dick he bust on her perky titties, smiling at a job well done !

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    Ride a Face...Save a Tree

    Tuesday, June 7, 2011

    Spa Date: Facial's





    Lately my porn addiction has picked up...hey its summer time, i can help it ! But i've been noticing the fascination with cumin on the girls face. Somebody please help me understand this method. One friend told me its just a  nasty thing that turns them on. Another said its like being freaky and nasty which makes the sex better. I dont think i'll understand. But hey, i heard its good for the skin ! So enjoy that free facial girl, aint nothing bad about. Just dont get it in your eye !




    
    Cum guzzlers...NIIICE !
    

    Sunday, June 5, 2011

    Black Light

    DormRoom Pt.2

    Read DormRoom Pt.1  before reading this !

    ...Moaning only made him lick faster. Her legs began to shake, He gripped her ass tighter. Unable to take any more she stood up, turned around facing him. Looking at each other with lust in their eyes. She pushed him back onto the bed and pulled downed her leopard print thong. Straddling him, He played with her pierced nipples until they became hard. She leaned closer towards his mouth making sure he got a mouth full of her perky tits. He palmed her ass while "breast feeding" himself, making her pussy juices drip down between her thighs. Finally she couldnt take anymore, she hopped on top of his hard, throbbing dick. He sucked harder on her breast making her ride his dick faster and faster. He loved the way she rode his dick, but refused to let her do all the work. Flipping her over she laid on her back with him between her legs. In a rough whisper, he demanded her to put her legs on his broad shoulders. Kissing her legs next to his shoulder, he sat on knees deep stroking her pussy. Her pussy made his dick shine with her juices. First moaning his name, as he stroked deeper she began screaming his name. Loving the way She screamed his name, he wanted to show her that he could do that in another position. He wrapped her legs around his waist, and her arms around his neck. Lifting her from the bed without missing a stroke, he walked into the bathroom.....




    TO BE CONTINUED...

    Friday, June 3, 2011

    Big Dick, Bad Sex



    Ever met someone with a huge dick and got excited ? But then disappointed when you realized they had the weakest stroke game ever ! Yea i hate that too. I think big dick guys get overly confident and just work off their dick size. In my book you get a 5 for having a big dick, then if you got a nice stroke game i'll give you another 5...equally to a 10. But lately big dick guys have been getting rated a 6...So if you got it, use it. Thats like having a nice Corvette but never pushing it over 90mph ! Wack !

    Thursday, June 2, 2011

    Threesome #FAIL

    I have yet to acomplish the perfect threesome but it's only the beginning of the summer so im not losing faith yet....here's a threesome porn to keep hope alive ! Marie Luv, at Tnaflix <----- click me !

    This one is actually my favorite : )

    Girl on Girl Pt.5

    Yep....She's Cheating !

    Yes, we female's are some very sneaky creatures. Were better at cheating than men and we cheat emotionally more than for the sex. If you'r girl is showing any of these sign's....yep she's cheating. Sorry *shrugs*

    1. She starts "name dropping". Bringing up this random nigga that's supposed to be her friend. Ex: "Khiry runs track also, you remember my friend right ?". If she mentions this certain guy to many times...that's who she cheating on you with.
    2. She brings up reasons to fight (this should be a No-Brainer). Starting a argument over why you changed the channel from Housewives is a stupid reason. She's tryna get rid of you !
    3. She's more or less affectionate. Less affectionate from having so much sex with the other guy or more affectionate to make up for having sex with the other guy. Either way take note.
    4. Going out with friends she never hangs out with. Yea, she's using them as an excuse to get out the house.
    5. Not complaining to you anymore. Remember she used to come home and tell you her problems, now nothing ! Dont get happy she's tell'em to somebody & it aint her therapist !
    6. Urging you to go hangout. So you wont realize her distance behavior and absence, she'll suggest you go hangout with your friends who normally she hates.


    I dont need to make a list of signs to know if a guy is cheating...female intuition and guys usually end up telling on there selves.

    DormRoom Pt.1

    I've  always wanted to write black literature or at least express my erotic lit side of me. DISCLAIMER: Characters & setting are false and/or non-fictional...ENJOY !

       Haven't seen him since high school, which didnt matter anyway since he was always that annoying under classmen. He found her through social network site, she was still as pretty as he remembered. Wanting nothing more than to see her in person and show that wasnt a lil'boy any more, but more so a young man. A young man that matured with the chocolate body of a athletic god...something like Adonis. He invited her over to his dorm wanting just hang out and catch up on high school memories. She wore a simple outfit skirt & top outfit, which was enough for Him to imagine what was under it. He suggested they watch the movie 'Belly'...Sitting between his legs, leaning her back against his chest, they laughed and quoted scenes. Looking at her soft caramel skin, He couldn't resist but to caress her neck, making her breathing harder and deeper. Replacing  his lips were his hands touch. She became shirtless. Finally facing him, She placed kisses over his chocolate body. Quickly coming out of their clothes, She was left to only wearing a simple black thong and Him with just his Nike socks. "Stand up", He requested Her to do. Confused but obedient, She did. With her back to Him, she became anxious about his next move. He placed soft kisses on her ass cheek, making her squirm. Demanding her to bend over, he pulled her thong to the side and licked her warm, fat pussy lips till she let a moan....



    TO BE CONTINUED...