10 Secrets Men Keep

We all know men keep secrets, and so do women. But thats irrelevant in this post. LoL . Seriously speaking, you might have a man that tells you everything but please believe he's not telling you the same secrets that he's telling his homies. Wives and girlfriends are kept at a distance from there secret talk.

1. Men are always gonna look at other women: Call it stupidity or just plain but either way men will always check out other chicks. It doesn't necessarily mean he will holler (at that moment) it just means he's admiring her looks. Just let him look, its harmless (most of the time) then bring the attention back to yourself.
2. A man feels less romantic after a fight: If you know you want to cuddle tonight, don't start a argument over something sill like leaving the toilet seat up or why he didn't call soon as he got in. Guys don't want the headache and will probably end up going to sleep on that ass.
3. We need to talk = no bueno: When you tell your guy "let's talk or we have to talk about something later", they usually blank out and think "Damn !" They begin to think about what have they done wrong ? Have you figured what they actually been doing ? All the bad thought run through their mind. Calm his nerves and actually talk about something fun, like sex.
4. Drunk and Hot Girls: Being drunk and slutty is only cool in the club. No guy likes for his  female to be that drunk girl everybody is feeling up on. Don't drunk dial him because it might be funny to you, he's thinking about how slutty your being. Sorry.
5. Female Friends...hmmm: He most likely met his female friend because one of them liked each other and the feelings  wasn't mutual or maybe there former fuck buddies who decided to stop fucking. Its ton of reasons. Put it like this,if his female friend is a tad bit attractive, he probably thought about fucking her. Even if you don't like the bitch LOL. I joke, I joke.
6. What his friends think: After you have met the homies, they discuss you ! Yep, if your guy has a group of friends that he hangs around, he most likey has ask what they think about you after. Most of the time they'll be honest but some might throw you under the bus. But don't worry, your guy won't take their opinions to heart. Hopefully.
7. He checks out your mother: Yep, when he meets your mother, he's taking notes. He wants to know how you will age, whats your potential in the future. If you have a not-so-hot mom, he might not think otherwise But he's definitely gonna watch out for those looks to start coming out.
8. He compares himself to your male friends: It's a simple part of nature. When you'r guy meets your guy friend, he compares himself, not out of jealousy but ego. As long as he can make himself come out on top, it's all good.
9. His Crazy Ex: When you ask a guy about his last relationship, he will most likely tell you "that crazy bitch was crazy !" And the reason they broke up was because she was sooo crazy. Right ? Well im sure nobody becomes crazy for no reason so he probably did something but doesn't want to tell on himself so just believe him and find the ex and ask. LoL j/k
10. He wants a threesome: For some of you this might not be a secret. But yes it's true, he wants a threesome and most likely with you'r hot bestfriend.  It doesn't mean he wants to date her, or that he likes her more. He just want to pleasure both of you at the same time or watch y'all pleasure each other. Don't be offended, just take it all in. And depending on how much you love him, give him a nice birthday gift. One time only of course.