Merry Christmas Kupcakes !!

I just wanted to tell all my little kupcakes Merry Christmas !! I appreciate all the support and comments ! I really want to thank my authors Raven and Austin ! Rae' brings so much fun and entertainment to the blog and Austin enlightens me and helps with everything ! Ok enough with the mushy stuff !
   I did't ask for to much for Christmas, really nothing. But,of course i got some stuff. My dad bought me a STUN GUN !! yep so beware ! LoL His girlfriend bought me and the sis platinum engraved bracelets and grandma gave us money ! BOO-YAH ! Oh yea and im waiting for my girft from a special friend on Sunday. Late gifts are the best ! Yea boy ! lol

Wonder what my readers and authors got ! Please do tell !

I Got The Hook-Up

As we ALL knw we can find jst about ANYTHING for cheap/half priced at the Beauty Salon..WELLL*in antoine dodsons voice* lol at my visit to my beauty salon i met this lady tht sells Purses,Fragrances, Accessories , she do hair annnnnnddddddddddd *drum roll please* .......................................MAC COSMETICS MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!! Now i knw some of you may knw somebody tht sells it already Cool, but for you Ladies tht dnt; well now you got a hook up. She has eye-shadow for $10 or 2 for $15. She Has Lip Gloss for $10 or 2 for $15; her big compact "Lady Gaga" personalized kits are $20!! & much more!!! I've decided to let yall in on my hook-ups...Now i knw people that know people, its my Job to Network..so hit me up if yall need anything....

Her Contact Info is :

Essential of Essence

Katrisa (ka-trisa) 8.633.8676..

Playboy xXx TRON

Soooo Tron and Playboy have combined forces ! I never seen the orginal Tron nor the newest one (out in theaters now). But I am a huge fan of Playboy. Check the pics out and tell me what you think...

Who doesnt love some cyber pussy ?! Im sure all the sci-fi nerds bought this issue of Playboy !

3-D Nails

Recently, ive tried going anti-acrylic. #1 Because it damaging to my real nails. #2 I have to get a refill every 2 weeks and since i've been getting my nails since 8th grade (s/o to Nails by Cindy) i've pretty much have had every type of design. But looking at my nails now, eehhh. They look like 12 yr old hands. Chip nail polish and bitten nails. Yuck ! I came upon something new...GEL NAILS ! All the celebs have been rocking them ! Its time for me to hop on this train.

RiRi rocking the trend !

Cassie

My Fav Hello Kitty !

Willow Smith

   To create 3-D Nails, the manicurist uses a gel called Calgel and other accessories such as embossed decals, glitter, and even Swarovski crystals! The gel is very strong and healthy for your nails; and it promotes nail growth! It’s applied to your natural nails just like polish and it’s similar to Shellac because it doesn’t smudge, chip, break, or peel.

It may be hard to find a salon that uses this technique but there are some out there.  New Yorkers can try Sakura Nail Salon and Spa (East Village) in NY. It will cost you around $40 or more but the quality of the end result is definitely worth it.

Make Me Cum Pumps

Un-like most females Im not totally obsessed with shoes, like to the point were ill spend my whole refund check on random shoes. I like to purchase things like a investment. A nice pair of expensive black pumps go a long wayyy. Especially if you know how to take care of them. No need to buy a 100 pair of the same type of shoe, i find it redundant. So since i see nice shoes as a investment, i believe in dropping up to $500 on a pair that i can 1.show off to my grandkids & they'll even be impressed  2. rather walk barefoot in the rain then messed them up 3. and i can sell online years later and get even more back. If you find a pair of shoes that meet theses standards then there "Investment shoes" for sure. Here's the Christian Louboutin Clou Noeud 150 studded slingbacks retailed for $1,195 at Net-A-Porter


$1,195.oo

 Here's Rhianna with the beige pair....

My lesbian crush !

But if you'r not willing to drop a grand on  a pair of shoes here's a similar pair of slingbacks which come in both black and beige at NORDSTROMS for $104.95. What a savings for a great pair of shoes!

Not bad for $104.95 huh ?

My 1st Asian Persuasion

Sooo i got a thing for Asians, not like "Poke'mon obsessed" Asians. More like "Nike obsessed" Asians. Dont ask me why but maybe it has something to do with the fact that "black & yellow" is a bigger taboo than "black & white". Or it could be the fact i love Japanese comics (and there food) LoL I know that makes no sense but i can't help who i crush on. So a  looong time ago, i finally climbed the great wall and conquered the asian conquest ! Here's how it went...

I used to love BBC !

  
  i went over during a cold winter night and in the mind-frame of cuddling and good conversation. Well safe to say it did not go down that way. Not that im complaining but listen...him and his buddies sat there for about a good hour and a half (or more ! I blanked out after a while) playing a video games. Once again, no complaints but maybe my expectations were too high. So finally around 3am...I had been crawled in his bed and left him and his friends to playing video games. I was ready for bed and the sun to come out so can just leave with atleast a little crush still left on him. He finally came to bed around 4am, wanting to get romantic...needless to say i was sleepy and really wasn't up for it. But never the one to leave a job un-done, i went along with it. In the beginning, he kept reminding me that he was asian (i guess asians are supposed to be below average) but actually he was average. He awkwardly changed positions more than i liked and initinally promised mind blowing oral...needless to say he didnt even go below "the love belt". Im can't say how long it lasted *im playa so ain't gone tell you all the details* but i was really sleepy and disappointed about the earlier festivities. I rolled over and rolled out the next morning.

Weren't they sooo cute ?

 I don't know what i expected the night to be like. It was clear that this wasnt gonna blossom into a ridiculously sexy "Romeo Must Die" relationship & he was meant to be in the friend category from now on. *Sad Face* needless to say, i havent dated or went after another asian since then.

This what our kids would look like. Nice huh ? lol

Rae' _UnCensored!! Promo.

This the promo video for Rae" new show !! Im all ready super anxious !! Ch-ch check it out !!!

Rae' _UnCensored!! Under Construction.

If you all remember me mentionin in my first post i tlked abt my video blog!! Well it in is the process!! If you have a Facebook Search Rae UnCensored & Add me, I will post my video on there & on youtube! i will try to post some on here! if there is anything yall want me to talk abt let me knw i'm game!! i'm UBER EXCITED to do this finally!!! I will post blogs when i post videos so you guys can go watch!! Don't Watch Me..Watch Rae' B...lol she's my alter ego. #okbye

First Date.

As you should all know, First dates can be HECTIC!!! you dnt knw where to go, you are so worried with impressin the person; you have all these thoughts flowing thru your mind. Well this past weekend I had a First Date, with this Tow Truck Driver that paid for my car to be fixed, I mean it was only fair right?? Well this is how it went!! Durin our "text-ataion" he asked me wht was I doin, I told him I was starving & washin clothes..blah blah.. He asked if I would like to go out to eat, I replied "Tht would be lovely".........i drove home & began gettin dressed, i was runnin around my house lol like a chicken wit his head cut off! i didn't knw how to dress because i didn't knw where we were goin.. So i txt'd him & asked him wht should i wear & where are we goin..he said "Something Cute & Grand Lux Cafe'" So i decided to go Cute & Comfortable, I wore a low cut V-Neck Shirt, Some Levis, & Some cute black flats, With Gold Accessories. Once dressed I was out the door Headed to The Grand Lux......*time passes* Once i got there it took me wht felt like forever to park..txt'd him & told him i had arrive, we met inside & once i laid eyes on him I WANTED TO CRY & DIE!!!!!! OMG he had on a Suzuki Biker Jacket, A Black Tee, Blue Jeans & Some Beat-Up Forces!!!!
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I was embarrassed & nobody even knew tht we were together. I immediately went to my phone & started messagin my 2 bff's for comic relief, but i still wanted to cry!! I felt like he didnt care enough of wht he wore, then again i thought abt how he rode his motorcycle there so he probably didnt wanna look his best knowin he was gonna be ridin wit the wind.

So I stayed & enjoyed a good conversation & a free meal!! Turns out he's a nice guy, has all of his priorities straight, has a job, a HOUSE & he takes care of his daughter.. & i was invited to come to a 2nd date to Disney's On Ice! I'm gonna take Alex! I'm excited!

Even though the guy isn't wht i want in looks he should be a candidate for my heart, but i decided not to take it anymore than just a good friend..Wht do yall think??

Barely There...*AHEM*

It's winter time and freezing. And my natural primate instincts are telling me to stay warm by any means necessary ! Which is why most women hate, i do mean hate with a passion to shave. Any part of there body also. i can last a couple of days (2 weeks maxed) without shaving my legs. I barely grow her there but on my lower region...thats another story ! I used to hate when guys asked "can you shave down there ?" ....i wanted scream " Damn fuck no !!" but then i was introduced to oral sex. And actually realized it was a reason to shave below the love belt. Now a days its sooo many OPTIONS...You have the , landing strip, Mohawk, "his" initials and of course the BARELY THERE ! ! So which one is the best ? Which one do you prefer ? Would you rather get a wax are shave ? Some people prefers nair, which i think stinks like all hell ! But i like waxing, then last resort is shaving.  So let me know which one is your favorite.

Hello Kitty X Sephora Kombine !

So my bitxh has done it again ! Hello Kitty is teaming up with my favorite cosmetic store; Sephora ! Im super excited and I really don't know if i can wait till January. You can expect everything from make-up brushes, blushes and even eyelash curlers ! Is there anybody this Kitty doesnt team up with !? Just take over the freaking world honey,i'll be your first follower LoL !  

Freaking  Nail Polish ! The bottles are soo kute !





Its soooo shiny !

  


















Com'on ! Am i the only person thats super excited !?

Killa Kannabis Kupcakes !!!

Yo yo yo ! Sooo ill be off of papers soon and im all ready planning my "release party" !! I know most people would just light up but im on another level with mines ! Im making weed Kupcakes !!! I've broken down the rcipe from weed browines and came up with my own Kupcakes recipe !

First you have to make "canna-butter".

Here"s how: Melt butter (two table spoons) in a small pot that sits in a bigger pot of hot water to prevent the butter from burning) add a fair amount of the secret ingredient (weed) and stir for about 10 mins then put the mixture through a coffee filter to seperate the butter from the weed and store the butter in a fridge allowing it to harden. You'll see the THC in the weed will attach to the fat in the butter so make sure you use butter NOT  margirine and make sure you use grinded weed.

{Side Note: The weed is useless now since all the THC has been cooked with butter}

Kupcake Time: Now that the butter has hardened it should have a green tint in it. Pull out your Kupcake mix (pick a mix that uses butter instead of oil) and begin mixing the ingrediets like regular !

Magic Frosting: I love frosting ! So of course Im topping mines off with "magic frosting". Here's the recipe !

1/8 cup SOFTENED cannabutter
1/8 cup SOFTENED butter (not "enriched")
3/4 cup confectioners sugar( icing sugar or powder sugar its the same thing)
1 tsp. lemon juice
1 tsp. grated lemon peel
3 drop food coloring (i like green)

It is absolutely essential you keep let the butter soften overnight on the counter, microwaving will *NOT* have the same effect. You just can't fake it, patience is a virtue.

Combine whip the two butters together until thoroughly blended and then add the lemon juice, lemon peel and sugar until completely mixed. Add the food coloring at any point once everything has started to come together.

Enjoy your trip to the moon  !!

Yep, just call me Alice !