Sunday, May 29, 2011
Its summer time BITCHESSSS !!
Sooo summer has officially started seeing that it is Memorial weekend. It has started off pretty well i might add ! Getting my body into summer shape is a totally hard with all these cook-outs and drinking games! Lol its all good i think im good though....See for yourself.
Sqwa Pro Boyz Hunned Onez
Ooooweee SQWA Pro Boys have done it again ! This is ceterfied club banger and stripper ready song ! Check it out !
Saturday, May 21, 2011
To my future baby...
I have a mild ibsession with Hello Kitty...so to my unborn child you will be born here
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Fresh Look
Ok my wall paper for this blog is starting to hurt mines eyes...i need to find a different one...soooo new one coming soon guys !
Blacker the Berry....
I hate when i see a self hating black person, espicially a black female. We should embrace our beauty ! Every other type of race are paying big bucks to just look like us. Getting there lips done bigger, tanning, getting botox so they can have that smooth "black-dont-crack" skin and last but not least getting ass shots and breast implants. Black women created the love for curves and vulumption body. We naturally have round bountiful beautiful breast, shapely hips and thighs. Don't get me started on the ass ! We were praised and appreciated by the size of our ass. The bigger the better ! So appreciate ur beautiful black skin that other races are dying to have !
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| notice all our cartoon characters have full sexy lips ! |
Summer Travels pt.1
Since summer has finally arrived i decided to take advantage of it by traveling...as usual ! lol Sooo this weekend my older cousin Niguel graduated from Howard Univirsity !! Totallly proud of him ! It was an awesome weekend. Spent it with family and site seeing. More travels to come...stay tuned !!
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| me and my lovely mother |
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| Also my lil'sis. You can follow her at @dearmalphy on twitter ! |
Monday, May 16, 2011
Vehicle Sex !
Car sex should be between the ages of 16-18 at the oldest ! There is NO reason to still be having car sex when your grown....EXCEPT if your tryna spice up your relationship, ur in major need of a quickie and can't wait till you get in the house or the kids are up and you just need to get away for a min and have session . But these are the only reason i'll accept the car sex idea.
Reason i HATE car sex:
Reason i HATE car sex:
- Not enough room for actual positions
- Charlie horses and cramps are very likey...not cool at all
- Car has that sex smell that the next unsuspecting passenger might notice.
- Police role up on ya'll...thats a hefty ticket you do not want !! (indecent exposure, lude public acts)
- When its time to cum...i guess ur backseat is the new cum dumpster.
- If you cant afford a hotel room then you dont need to be having sex, period.
Just say NO to car sex !
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| Might look fun now but seriously...her leg wont last to long in this position. |
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Summa, Summa Time !
Yes, summer is upon us and im mostly excited about all the traveling i'll be doing, partying and of course summer clothes !! Mostly bathing suits !! The skankest, the better ! lol Heres a few of my favorites !
Blowing Booty Holes
Awhile back i took a poll on twitter....question: guys, does it make u gay to get ur asshole licked by a girl gay ? A few of my followers said yes and others said "not if ur secure wit ur sexuallity"....but really, would a real allow somebody to lick there ass holes. My ex was totally in to that but i heard rumors he tend to like guys also so I guess his sexuality was allready being questioned. Girls, if your boyfriend told to lick his ass hole during sex would u do it ? And if you did, would that make you think there gay ? Guys: would that make you feel un-secure about your sexuality ?
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| Apparently, not in B.Pumper case ! |
Thursday, May 5, 2011
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