Best Sex Position for....
- Fat People: Fat people are working with alot (some more then others) but 10 times out of 10 they all have "the belly" ! This makes mostly easy positions hard. Guys, I highly doubt you would what a fat chick riding you, right ? So for those Plus Size Cowgirls, she should lean alllllllllllllll the way back (Fat Joe style) this takes off most the weight that would be forced onto you. But the easiest position by far would be Bulldog Style (also known as Doggy style.) This position allows the female to feel secure sense you can't see her belly.
- Ugly People: Guys, if you have a ugly chick that you just have to knock down (why, idk) then i advise you to start off by turning off ALL lights ! Ok that takes care of most of it, but if you still feel like you can't perform...flip that dog over & go for the # 1 position: Doggy Style, face down, ass up. Females: If your faced with a difficult "lay" and must do it for whatever reason then let me give you this advise: Take 5 shot of Patron Silver (no chaser), pray you get sick from achol poisioning and thats that. LOL
- "Below" Average People: At times we run into those people that were BIG talk when you met. Claiming they might have you walking funny for weeks or that you might be sprung off their large dick *side eye*. You also have your females that have "claim" their pucci might drown a nigga or that its so FAT a dude wont even faze her. Then ya'll get to the bedroom & its the complete OPPOSITE. To basically deal with these type of people...FAKE IT !! Fake it and never come back ! Or laugh at there hadicap and get the fuck out of there !
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