Mistake Men Make During Sex

Lately i've had a lot of time on my hand, a lot of "barely sex" time. Hmph...ya'll know I partially lose my mind without some type of affection. But any way that got me to thinking about all my bad and good sex-capades. So i came up with a couple of mistakes the opposite sex tends to make.

QUICKIES-women rarely derive pleasure from this, I don’t know a woman who can achieve an orgasm in 5 minutes (without the aid of a device), if you don’t have time to do it right, and or you can’t give a proper spinal tap with the time you have, leave it alone.

TAKE YOUR TIME DO IT RIGHT-The more time you got, and the more rounds

you go, the more satisfied you get. I don’t know a woman who likes to do it just once, if you putting it down. The first time is like foreplay, don’t offer up 15 minutes of sex 30 minute nap and a 5 minute nut. Nobody needs that.

GOING DOWN HALFWAY – Once you start going
down, don’t stop at the belly button, keep going or
just don’t go past the neck at all. Fucking Tease !

THAT’S NOT IT – Turn a light on, use the cushion part of your finger, run you hand over her body she will tell you when it feels good, nothing is more annoying than foreplay, with a nigga who can’t find your clit or hole for that matter.

TRIM YOUR NAILS – nobody wants they insides stabbed up by a nigga with dirty nails.

LETTING YOUR SWEAT FALL IN MY FACE – Wipe with the sheet, or use your white tee, take a breather that sweat getting in your eyes is a mother fucker. If you sweat a lot keep your tee on please.

MOVING ALL WILD- Rythm is very important to getting it poppin, it’s like jumping double dutch and tryna jump in, if the rhythm is off it fucks up everything. When she catches your rhythm she’ll give it back, but if you moving all crazy how is that gonna happen? Some people take the Hammer song to serious.

TAKE YOUR SOCKS OFF STAY AWHILE- Unless she is one of those chicks who like to fuck you with your timbs on, a woman don’t like to be the only butt naked one in the room. No fucking through the pee hole in your boxers.

EASY CUM EASY GO- Concentrate on making your woman cum and don’t be selfish, there is nothing that feels better on a man than when you make your woman cum through sex, There is no better feeling of her reaching orgasm at the same time as you, so concentrate on her, and no quick nuts.

SIZE DOES MATTER- But you gotta learn to work with what you got. Depending on your size some positions are better than others learn your shit.

Thank you for attending class, I hope everybody learned something today !