Hilarious Nights = Random Conversation

Sooo since I've recently expanded my friendship circle, which i rarely do, some very interesting discussions have come out of it. This new group of people are hilarious and beyond random. You have to be up on your shit and a very fast thinker to keep up with convo cause they just might be talking about you *wink ! But 90% of the time our conversation revolved around sex !  Which is my favorite depending on the right people of course. On one particular night we went talked about these topics:

• Oral: The homie "J" totally shocked me with the comment "You gotta eat the pussy ! " LoL Not because I never heard it but because I always that the same thing. Not on some manish stuff but seriously we grown up now ! Its like if you havent tasted the passion fruit by now, you dont deserve sex !! You havent enjoyed sex fully if you havent done oral ! And no one likes a person that eats pussy like its hot soup ! It screams Inexperience! Females if you dont suck it, then you dont deserve to be taken serious. Put it like this, your more of a whore for fucking than you are for sucking.
• Minute Wo/Men: Sadly there are still those out there who are working on a "quickie" schedule. My "supposedly" good friend AB told me about an weird experience he had...He had a female that only let him fuck for 5 minutes ! Yep 300 seconds if you want to make it seem long...but really what the fuck !? I've never heard of such foolishness. Then you have the guys who practically bust a nutt before they enter you. Like come on guys, once again we are too grown !
• Sex Soundtrack: Now this was a half & half discussion. People that hook up to music are either lame and have no rthym or they just like to drown out the noise outside the bedroom and focus. So if your doing it for 1st reason then you'r wack ! Just try not to make it obvious. Please and Thank you.
• Pretty Sex: Unless you have been with a person for more than a year you should not be having tie-head sex. Yep, that means sex with a scarf on your head. I confess, i have commited this crime multiple times but sometimes its just happenes and i dont have time to untie my hair. And sometimes its just not worth it LoL.
• Hickey's: Once again "WERE TO OLD" for this shit. Ok hickey's arent just tacky but a way of trying to leave your mark on other's. Come'on son. Hickey's on the ass is ok but on the neck....nope. Lets grow up people !