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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

6 Type of Guys...

As i get older, im starting to notice there is a huge variety type of guys. I consider myself a "experienced" dater so i've encountered all types !!

  1. "The-to-sexy-for-my-shirt Guy": This guy thinks he's God's gift to women, even that is far from the case *insert side-eye here*. He finds any reason to take off his shirt and flaunt his body. He spends more time in the mirror than his girl and considers working out his favorite hobby. Sadly, females are physically attracted to this type, ALOT ! Dont be fooled girls, just as sexy as he is, he's dumb. One plus: He MIGHT be good in bed.
  2. "The-Bitch-Guy": This guy acts like the female in a relationship, he's insecure and is just pure bitchassness. Girls are attracted to this type in the beginning because he seems sweet and in touch with his "sensitive side. But then he starts to call to much and become clingly...shiiid he might even cry. Bitch guy's are usually always worried you will leave him, so just start a argument for no reason and make a run for it. Best advice is to change your number cause 99% bitch nigga's blow up your phone and beg to get back with you.
  3. "Justin a.k.a.Just-in-case": Justin is a good guy to have around, most of the time. Say you've been dumped right before Valentine Day and need a quick rebound, Justin is there like a State Farm, with a date ! Justin doesnt mind playing his part, most likely becuase your his "just-in-case" also. So keep this one around and make sure he stays in his role.
  4. "The Goonie": Mr.Goon is also a very great guy to have around ! He's the guy you call if something pops off and you need somebody gansta in your corner. Or say you lock your keys in your car, he's an expert at breaking into cars, TADA ! A random drunk guy dissrespct you in the club, Mr.Goon will be there to whoop that dude ass with no questions ask. Downside to having a Mr.Goon on your team, your subjected to visiting and writing letters when he gets locked up. Which might be occasional.
  5. "The-sexy-black-athlete": When i say black, i mean a darkskin sexy Adonis god. Mr.SBA differs from mr.to-hot-for-his-shirt because he's actually works out for a reason and tends to have great stamina when it comes to sex. Its a ton of pros for having him o your team. He has pontential to make it proffesionally in whatever sport he's in (League) and he's most likely well rounded. During whatever season he's active, you'll get perks to the game/meets. 80% of the time he's working out and practicing so the other time is either sexing or studying. Downside, these guys usually have a nice team theirselves and away games/meets means missing them. But this is one of my favorite type of guy so far.
  6. "The BrokePhiBroke Guy": This is that guy in college that has that semi-bummy swag but super cute and funny. He takes college serious and most likely majoring in something serious. Alot of girls pass up on this guy because he's broke and is just really focused on making it out of school. Luckily, i can see the pontential of this guy. He's going to graduate college with a degree (or two) and be making nice money in the future. Hold him down now and hopefully when he get on he wont leave you for a white girl.
Evaluate your team and see if you have any of these on your team !

2 comments:

  1. What about the plan ol'average good guy ? we're out here.

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  2. Sooo im hoping ill see a "type of girl" post on here soon ... !

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