Good Girls Vs. Bad Girls

In the endless battle between good and evil ...who shall come out on top ? Im rooting for evil girls, sorry ! lol

Mmmmmhmmm Mutha'fukn Kupcakes !!

Its personal goal of mines to get on the show Cupcake War's on the FoodChannel. Just got to find a baking patna ! Heyyy then i would be in business, but here's a couple of cupcakes i thought were super intriguing !

Frustrated....Sexually !



Inside of my brain right now !



Soooo due some techanical difficulties...im in a freaking drought !! Whats a drought you ask...? NO freaking SEX !! AHHHHH lol I actually don't notice my "dry spell" till night time...but got dammit ! Its night and im up !! Im seriously bout to "work" this whole Spring Break ! No Lie ! but ima playa so i aint gonna tell you all the details, hahaha ! What can you do to cure a drought issue...? #GETCHUSOME is the perfect answer for this but at the moment that's kinda impossible. I know yall thinking "well, why the hell is it hard ?" , it just that im being picky and want a certain type of cure for my issue -______-  But got dammit a women has NEEDS !! Im going to try to stay strong but im sooooo weak *dying roach voice*.



 

Mixtape !! #GETCHUSOME S.Q.W.A Pro Boyz

Yo yo yo yo yours trully has found herself on a mixtape !! Yes me !! No big deal though, i say a couple of words but that effect has taken off tremendously !! Im being asked to do drops on other mixed tapes and use my vocals on other cd's ! : ) Im bout to blow up bigger than the "Maybach Music" girl ! lol Get at me while im still doing pro-bono work ! But seriously, come listen and download the SQWA PRO BOYZ mixtapes HERE ! Let me know what you think ! Please and thank you's ! Don't be a pussy and not listen !! #GETCHUSOME !!

 My boys Rob,V.I., Chris and Breezy are some fuk'n talented rapper's ! Show some love and download the mixtape ! Trust me, you wont be sorry ! I dont put my name on just anything yall...i vouche for these mofo's !

"Head" or "Oral Sex" ?

Sooo i found myself in a conversation about sex once again this weekend ( what a coincidence) and my guy friends brought up the fact of females using the term "head". 90% of them said they hated when females used "head" . So what should a girl use when describing her oral sex pleasures ?

 Me, in particularly hate saying " getting my pussy ate", for one it takes to long to say, 2ndly it sound very vulgar  and third of all everybody knows what im talking about ! Guys can say "yea got that mondo dome last nite", and the old lady next to him wont know what he's talking about !

What's some slang words for "head" or "getting my pussy ate" ? Why cant girls say "head" ? its totally not offensive sooo shiiiid ! 

Recovered !

Yayyy i have fullied recovered from my cold ! Thanx to everybody who kept me company and entertained me on oovoo ! So now im back to my old self ! First part of business...party party party ! Gotta get my energy back up, ya know ?! I've been doing alot of partying with my cousin, Ebony (go follow her at @islandSpic3) and only parties we always hit up Jamaican parties ! I love it cause it doesnt start till 11 and ends at at 4 or sometimes longer ! We've been having a ridiculousy amout of time ! But now time to get back to this blogging and HW ! Shucks lol

Spyda kept me company on oovoo ! LOL

The Sick & Shut In

Ughhh so for the past 2 days i have been sick ! YUCK ! i trully hate being sick...im more lazy and tired than my usual self and dont have urge to eat OR have sex. My two favorite things are completely out the window !! Sucks, i know ! But im taking this tiem to convert this blog over to Tumblr...soooo were moving !!! Adios blogspot ! Ill be posting the link to the new site soon !!

3's Company or a Party ? Hmmm... Pt.1

                                                 

So since my trip back home (Atl) during the holidays, a close friend and I have been pondering the idea of a threesome. Im sure everybody has been in a relationship were the partner requested or brought up the idea of bringing somebody else into the bedroom. I've never taken any of those request serious and usual laugh in their face. Mainly because they didnt know what they were doing with one girl so how in the hell could they know what to do with 2 Girls !? But i seriously never actually thought about...till now.

First u have to pick a couple of great candidates: Preferably a female thats down for whatever and isn't shy. Me, personally totally refuse to perform oral on a girl but (my friend is still trying to convince me) if the other opponent does it then its all good, I think. Secondly, setting the atmosphere: I think a mutual pre-date is a great way to get the ball rolling on it. Let everybody meet and get the feel of each other. Especially if the girls never met. A couple a drinks might also help ! LoL Third of all, make sure everybody understands there role and does it. No switching it up last minute because that might confuse everything. 

Soo hopefully there will be a Part: 2 to this post....who knows *wink !

6 Type of Guys...

As i get older, im starting to notice there is a huge variety type of guys. I consider myself a "experienced" dater so i've encountered all types !!

1. "The-to-sexy-for-my-shirt Guy": This guy thinks he's God's gift to women, even that is far from the case *insert side-eye here*. He finds any reason to take off his shirt and flaunt his body. He spends more time in the mirror than his girl and considers working out his favorite hobby. Sadly, females are physically attracted to this type, ALOT ! Dont be fooled girls, just as sexy as he is, he's dumb. One plus: He MIGHT be good in bed.
2. "The-Bitch-Guy": This guy acts like the female in a relationship, he's insecure and is just pure bitchassness. Girls are attracted to this type in the beginning because he seems sweet and in touch with his "sensitive side. But then he starts to call to much and become clingly...shiiid he might even cry. Bitch guy's are usually always worried you will leave him, so just start a argument for no reason and make a run for it. Best advice is to change your number cause 99% bitch nigga's blow up your phone and beg to get back with you.
3. "Justin a.k.a.Just-in-case": Justin is a good guy to have around, most of the time. Say you've been dumped right before Valentine Day and need a quick rebound, Justin is there like a State Farm, with a date ! Justin doesnt mind playing his part, most likely becuase your his "just-in-case" also. So keep this one around and make sure he stays in his role.
4. "The Goonie": Mr.Goon is also a very great guy to have around ! He's the guy you call if something pops off and you need somebody gansta in your corner. Or say you lock your keys in your car, he's an expert at breaking into cars, TADA ! A random drunk guy dissrespct you in the club, Mr.Goon will be there to whoop that dude ass with no questions ask. Downside to having a Mr.Goon on your team, your subjected to visiting and writing letters when he gets locked up. Which might be occasional.
5. "The-sexy-black-athlete": When i say black, i mean a darkskin sexy Adonis god. Mr.SBA differs from mr.to-hot-for-his-shirt because he's actually works out for a reason and tends to have great stamina when it comes to sex. Its a ton of pros for having him o your team. He has pontential to make it proffesionally in whatever sport he's in (League) and he's most likely well rounded. During whatever season he's active, you'll get perks to the game/meets. 80% of the time he's working out and practicing so the other time is either sexing or studying. Downside, these guys usually have a nice team theirselves and away games/meets means missing them. But this is one of my favorite type of guy so far.
6. "The BrokePhiBroke Guy": This is that guy in college that has that semi-bummy swag but super cute and funny. He takes college serious and most likely majoring in something serious. Alot of girls pass up on this guy because he's broke and is just really focused on making it out of school. Luckily, i can see the pontential of this guy. He's going to graduate college with a degree (or two) and be making nice money in the future. Hold him down now and hopefully when he get on he wont leave you for a white girl.

Evaluate your team and see if you have any of these on your team !