Are you a victim to the SideChick Syndrome ? Have you always asked yourself why does your ‘boo’ decide to call you only after midnight, and avoids your phone calls during the day time hours? Have you noticed that your ‘boo’ never takes you out in public? Or have you noticed that he always seems to have sex on the brain other than wanting to know how your day really was? That is because you are indeed that after- hour SIDECHICK ! Let’s face it ....we have all been there! And if anyone tells you other wise is a straight up and down liar! As the summer commences in plan...so does the bullshit in regards to dating & relationships. I’ve often wondered what do men really think about when they first come in contact with a woman.
Do they ever notice your sweet smile? - Perhaps
Do they ever take notice of your intelligence? - Possibly
Or is it that most men [and let me stress most men] usually more than likely think about what you might look like naked.? Ding...Ding...right answer! While there is nothing wrong with sexual advances....when do you draw the line and take control of a situation that may become a serious problem in the near future? Believe it or not....women tend to get weak during the initial “Meet & Greet” of an attractive man. And while he may finish your sentence....bat his eyes....and whisper sweet nothings in your ear...you always have to stay in fine tune of what his true intentions are!
Do they ever take notice of your intelligence? - Possibly
Or is it that most men [and let me stress most men] usually more than likely think about what you might look like naked.? Ding...Ding...right answer! While there is nothing wrong with sexual advances....when do you draw the line and take control of a situation that may become a serious problem in the near future? Believe it or not....women tend to get weak during the initial “Meet & Greet” of an attractive man. And while he may finish your sentence....bat his eyes....and whisper sweet nothings in your ear...you always have to stay in fine tune of what his true intentions are!
And seeing as though we are in a season - where your hair is loosely flowing....your skin is glowing & showing...and your smile is secondary - you may want to switch shit up before you become a victim of a Bootycall !
Signs that you may possibly be a SIDECHICK:
IF HE LET’S YOU KNOW THAT YOU AREN’T THE ONLY ONE: Believe it or not women ignore this warning sign before the relationship commences in plan. If a man brags too much about how many women are on his dick...please be advised that you could possibly be one of his many ‘SIDECHICK’s’. So please take heed to this warning!
IF HE STATES THAT HE IS A LATE NIGHT KIND OF GUY: N***A PLEASE! That is all I have to say! In this day in age....people should have a job! Whereas his ass should be getting at least 7 hours of sleep through out a 24hour period! So if a man states that he is a night person...and doesn’t DJ at a club or at least possess a commanding overnight job...please be advised that this fool is usually up to no good! Remember the only thing open after midnight are bars & legs....so this is another key factor to pay close attention to as well.
WE CAN BE FRIENDS: This is a universal “hood” terminology that should be put on blast. Doesn’t a muthafucka know that you already have enough friends & that you really don’t need another? Listen....Ladies....let a dude know that you are good! The whole “We Can Be Friends” theory comes with no 401k plan! So tell him to take his benefits else where! Don’t beat around the bush! Get straight to the point on that ass!!!
PUSSY IS PUSSY...Minus The MEOW: I hate to break it to you....but if there is one thing that annoys the living shit out of me is when a woman states that she has that “bomb” coochie! Listen....it stretches...and works just like any other vagina out on the market! You can work those muscles like they are going out of style...as many times as you would like. But please remind yourself that a man really has already determined factor of you - once sex comes into play! Please note that good sex really can’t change a person....it is what it is at the end of the day! SEX!!!
WE HAVE THIS CONNECTION: If you hear that phrase...please throw up the red flag! I am going to tell you why.....seeing as though some folks love to talk for the sake of talking, it seems as though some men can’t back up their own bullshit logic. If a man even dare says “Yeah Ma, We Have This Connection”....please ask him “For real?....please elaborate on the connection that supposedly have!” - and if dead silence overpowers the conversation...please note that the only connection that you have to that man is your pussy to his hard dick! And this is real talk!
THE SELECTIVE MEMORY FACTOR: Have you ever dealt with a man who has the worse kind of memory in regards to important issues at hand? But for some odd reason he can recall how he had your ass pinned up against a wall? Throw up the ‘yellow’ flag ladies! Granted men were built with loads of testosterone.....and were “born to bone” - but in the grand scheme of things...you would like to know that the person with whom you are dealing with can at least pay attention to your needs at hand. So really take time to observe this trait....pay close attention to the ongoing pattern - and speak on it!
ALWAYS PROMISING TO TAKE YOU OUT & NEVER DOES: Yeah, you might want to really kick back and pay attention to this one! Granted we are some what in a economic slum....but there are activities that can be done for under $100! Usually men who fit into this category are straight up and down “BUSTERS”...which means that they are plain plum BROKE! Then again...if you gave up the goods too early - he has already felt that he has got enough out of you! Hence...”why buy the cow - when you can get the milk for free” notion that has been used for some time now! Believe it or not....some men feel that their weak ass stroke can keep your ass in line! WRONG! If you so happen to be finding yourself in the predicament...GET OUT! There will NEVER be any chance of having real relationship!
I’M JUST DATING/NOT READY FOR A RELATIONSHIP: This just means that he wants to FUCK! Plain and simple! [PLEASE SCROLL UP TO #2] Double red flags on this one! And what happens in a situation such as this? Many women say “OH, OK....” and still find themselves managing to lure a man in, hoping to change his mind......NO HOMEGIRL! Please keep your head on straight...and please note that when you hear this statement from a man....he is still on the hunt for something that is far out of his reach!
THE ONE NIGHT STAND FACTOR: Ok....we all are grown folks here! So what if the alcohol is pumping through your veins & to other parts of the body. Things happen....right? EXACTLY! So let’s just say that you so happen to find yourself in one of those “spur of the moment” drunken sex situations.....don’t be so thirsty to call him back the next day! Let that fool remember the scent of your panties! Does this mean that you will have a serious relationship thereafter? NO! But your ego will be stroked.....not to mention - you’ve shown him that you have the upper hand on things.....well at least for the moment! Realistically if a relationship begins on a sexual basis..it will remain that way! So please be advised that only on rare occasions does a situation such as this blossom into a serious love affair.
So my darlings.....please note that you are indeed a Queen to the fullest extent of your being! And a man is always going to be a man at the end of the day! They wake up horny....go to sleep horny...and remain horny until they are buried six feet deep! Just realize that you are worth more than a dry stroke...and sweaty hump...you are truly worth more than that!
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