Jamaican Joke....Fe yah ah laff pon dis !

A blind Jamaican went to a restaurant. ‘Menu sir?’ asked the owner. ‘Mi blind, just bring one ah ya dirrrty forks, mi will smell it & then order.’ The owner went over & got a used fork. The blind man smelt the fork, took a deep breath & said: ‘Yes, mi want rice with jerk fish.’ ‘Unbelievable!’ thought the owner. The blind man ate & left. Two weeks later, the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to see how good the blind man’s smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Marcia was cooking. He said: ‘Marci, I need a favor. Pls rub this fork in ur pussy!’ which she did. He then goes & gives the blind man the fork. The blind man smells it & says: “Raaas claat!, mi never know marcia work here!”