Bunning Season & the "Bun Joint"

So winter is fast approaching, and you want to get fit for the occasion. What do you do? You go to the mall and buy all the fresh new gear for the cold weather. So now you’re swagging it out at the school house, club, bar, or whatever it is you hang out, but something’s not right is it? It seems that everyone but you is cuddled up with a member of the opposite sex, but your dumbass is solo dolo because you follow the 3 "P's". What are the three P's you ask? It’s simple: Pimp her, Play her, and Pass her (or him, it’s all the same). Anywho, so now your looking around, confused to why the rest of the world decided to up and get lovely dovey and your lonelier then Mel Gibson at the Million Man March. Clearly you don’t know about a lil thing called "Bunning Season". What’s Bunning Season you ask? Well first and foremost, Bunning Season & Killing Season (for those who don’t know what KS is, click HERE) are two peas in a pod. They are both thing that you have no control over. Don’t trip, threes nothing wrong with that at all. I mean really, who can blame you for wanting to have someone warm to cuddle with and watch movies with in the freezing cold? I completely understand homie, and im not mad at ya. But alas, Bunning Season does have its dangers.

The number one danger during these months is people who don’t know their role. What do I mean? I am referring to the situation in which a "Bun Joint" confuses him or her self for a "Main joint". What is a Bun Joint you ask? A BJ (insert childish joke here) is someone who you mess around with, but 9/10 times have no intention of settling down with. They are also the person who u call to bring you food in the dead of night, buy you new gear, lend money, etc, but In your hearts you both know that if it weren’t for the fact that its to cold out to be running around chasing members of the opposite sex, you two most likely would not spend as much time together as you do now. Is there a problem with this? Of Course not. The trouble comes when the air starts get warmer, and you want to get back to the "3 p's”, but your Bun Joint now assumes that there is a real connection between you two and wants to make it a full time job. Kind of throws a wrench in you plans doesn’t it? All I’m saying is: Watch who you decide to Bun up this year, because you never how crazy the person you were fucking with is until its time to dump his or her ass. And what do you do if you DO get the crazy one? Fuck if I know, imp just a blogger....

Side note: I am currently taking applications for a Bun Joint. Hit me on twitter with your Resume lol...

I hate blogs...

When it comes to blogging, I’ve done it all. Had my own blog? Been there. Guest blogged for other sites? yup, done that too. Since i started writing, i can honestly say that I've done well over 300+ blog post between the various sites that i run/work with. But you know what the fucked up part about this whole thing is? I hate blogging. No, that’s not right... maybe i've just grown bored with it. After the initial hype of "I have my own blog" died out, i just really lost any and all motivation to do original posts and started Re-Blogging other peoples shit. So why am i once more behind the keyboard doing something that i claim not to like? It's simple really: Kiki has always and forever been my ride or die homie. From living with no power for months to working at Fashion Week in Miami, Kiki has been there. And even though we have had our own personal issues with each other, i still couldn’t turn her down when she offered me a spot on the blog. Why, you ask? i can answer that with one word: Inspiration. Seeing someone put so much passion and work into something without a guarantee of success makes me want to do the same. And the way i see it, this blog need some a male voice also. So without further ado, i present to you: Myself.

To be honest, i really do hate talking about myself, so i guess me and Ki will get together later and do a quick interveiw of me so you all can get an Idea of who i am, so untill then people.... im out

P.S. Follow me on twitter @RexMajor
P.P.S. www.Maddbananaz.com (btw, i do NOT own MBZ, i just work wit them)

New Author Coming Soon !

This blog is actually getting more hits than i expected. Im bringing on my good friend to become apart of the blog ! He's had his own blog, (Rex Major blog)  which was really awesome till he got lazy (lol)  He also has his own clothing line called Madd Bananas. You wont be disappointed , just be prepared because we're taking over !

10 Secrets Men Keep

We all know men keep secrets, and so do women. But thats irrelevant in this post. LoL . Seriously speaking, you might have a man that tells you everything but please believe he's not telling you the same secrets that he's telling his homies. Wives and girlfriends are kept at a distance from there secret talk.

1. Men are always gonna look at other women: Call it stupidity or just plain but either way men will always check out other chicks. It doesn't necessarily mean he will holler (at that moment) it just means he's admiring her looks. Just let him look, its harmless (most of the time) then bring the attention back to yourself.
2. A man feels less romantic after a fight: If you know you want to cuddle tonight, don't start a argument over something sill like leaving the toilet seat up or why he didn't call soon as he got in. Guys don't want the headache and will probably end up going to sleep on that ass.
3. We need to talk = no bueno: When you tell your guy "let's talk or we have to talk about something later", they usually blank out and think "Damn !" They begin to think about what have they done wrong ? Have you figured what they actually been doing ? All the bad thought run through their mind. Calm his nerves and actually talk about something fun, like sex.
4. Drunk and Hot Girls: Being drunk and slutty is only cool in the club. No guy likes for his  female to be that drunk girl everybody is feeling up on. Don't drunk dial him because it might be funny to you, he's thinking about how slutty your being. Sorry.
5. Female Friends...hmmm: He most likely met his female friend because one of them liked each other and the feelings  wasn't mutual or maybe there former fuck buddies who decided to stop fucking. Its ton of reasons. Put it like this,if his female friend is a tad bit attractive, he probably thought about fucking her. Even if you don't like the bitch LOL. I joke, I joke.
6. What his friends think: After you have met the homies, they discuss you ! Yep, if your guy has a group of friends that he hangs around, he most likey has ask what they think about you after. Most of the time they'll be honest but some might throw you under the bus. But don't worry, your guy won't take their opinions to heart. Hopefully.
7. He checks out your mother: Yep, when he meets your mother, he's taking notes. He wants to know how you will age, whats your potential in the future. If you have a not-so-hot mom, he might not think otherwise But he's definitely gonna watch out for those looks to start coming out.
8. He compares himself to your male friends: It's a simple part of nature. When you'r guy meets your guy friend, he compares himself, not out of jealousy but ego. As long as he can make himself come out on top, it's all good.
9. His Crazy Ex: When you ask a guy about his last relationship, he will most likely tell you "that crazy bitch was crazy !" And the reason they broke up was because she was sooo crazy. Right ? Well im sure nobody becomes crazy for no reason so he probably did something but doesn't want to tell on himself so just believe him and find the ex and ask. LoL j/k
10. He wants a threesome: For some of you this might not be a secret. But yes it's true, he wants a threesome and most likely with you'r hot bestfriend.  It doesn't mean he wants to date her, or that he likes her more. He just want to pleasure both of you at the same time or watch y'all pleasure each other. Don't be offended, just take it all in. And depending on how much you love him, give him a nice birthday gift. One time only of course.

How To: Female Orgasm

Getting older should mean better sex, more orgasms and knowledge about your sexual-self. Instead of myself explaining the break down of a female orgasm, i dug up a article from a couple of stastics. Enjoy !



Ok, i can beleive some people fake it, but dang 67% ? Come on ladies,let him know!

 Hope you enjoyed the info...and put it in to GOOD use ! Please and thank you's ! lol

Wiz Khalifa Concert Outfit !

Soooo for those lucky people who got tickets to go see Mr.Khalifa in Houston this Halloween weekend, I have the perfect outfit ! Wiz is a VERY laid back dude, and likes to look it. So for a concert were you can forget the heels (if u must) this concert is the perfect thing for it. I also understand since the concert is on Halloween, most people will probably wear a costume. which is fine also. Im sure he will be to high to notice the difference! I joke, i joke ! LoL

Very laid back but cute !

*How to Dress up a T-Shirt*

I hate when im standing in my closet with absolutely nothing to wear ! Im staring a gazillion options, but all I really want to do is throw on a T-shirt and go out the door. Don't get it misunderstood, a t-shirt is one of the best options. It's a comfortable choice.And you can always dress it up or down. Statement necklaces are always fun, but you can also add a pair of skinny jeans and stilettos or a cute blazer to your run of the mill top to make it pop. Let’s take a look at how some celebrities rock it right:

Notice, the girls above are not rocking your standard ‘gym issue’ tees. To make t-shirts fashionable, stick to classically chic neutral colors like white, black, or gray. Then add a pair of skinny jeans and peep toe stilettos like Beyoncé, throw on a blazer and short shorts like Rihanna, add a statement necklace like Kim Kardashian, or wear a vintage inspired tee with leopard print sandals like Cassie. Either way, you’re sure to look hot!

When Cheating Goes Wrong !

Cheater's is by far my favorite trashy show !!! People acting crazy, getting exsposed, fighting...all of it ! I enjoy i guess, cause those people act like me (back in the day) ! Lol, now i would never put myself out like that on a show. But i do admit for having my moments, for real ! No bueno, i know. But seriously, what brings us to the point were we want to physical hurt & damage stuff. Personally, for me it was the fact that I had put so much into the relationship and i wasn't leaving without a fight (or until somebody draws blood). Of course i've grown out of that lifestyle and try not repeat those relationships. Some of us can admit to being on both sides of the fence as in "the cheater"  and "the cheated". Either way its not a good thing. Some of us are actually repeat offenders. Why cheat on a person more then once ? Why go back to a person that have cheated ? Its smart & dumb answers for this question but as long as you'r happy it shouldn't matter. Just dont let cheating make you un-happy. If you'r not happy in a relationship then leave, don't cheat ! If you'r think you'r being the "cheated", don't confront...confirm ! Then confront. LoL




no, i did NOT do this !



Reebok & Hello Kitty: Kombined !!!

Hello, my name is Kiki. I am addicted to Hello Kitty. It has been 20days since i bought something Hello Kitty. LoL No but seriously, my addiction to Hello Kitty has calmed down a little bit since last year, but that doesn't mean i dont keep up with what my favorite bitch ! Kitty has combined with Reebok to come out with these fabolous sneaker (or hideous depending on how you feel) They won't be available till November but you can pre-order at Atmos.com

The fuzziness really tickles me !