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Monday, May 16, 2011

Vehicle Sex !

Car sex should be between the ages of 16-18 at the oldest ! There is NO reason to still be having car sex when your grown....EXCEPT if your tryna spice up your relationship, ur in major need of a quickie and can't wait till you get in the house or the kids are up and you just need to get away for a min and have session . But these are the only reason i'll accept the car sex idea.

Reason i HATE car sex:
  • Not enough room for actual positions
  • Charlie horses and cramps are very likey...not cool at all
  • Car has that sex smell that the next unsuspecting passenger might notice.
  • Police role up on ya'll...thats a hefty ticket you do not want !! (indecent exposure, lude public acts)
  • When its time to cum...i guess ur backseat is the new cum dumpster.
  • If you cant afford a hotel room then you dont need to be having sex, period.



Just say NO to car sex !
Might look fun now but seriously...her leg wont last to long in this position.



Monday, April 25, 2011

F.A.M.O.U.S

Clearly im more famous then i thought ! I have "tweet peepers" that watch my every tweet; even though i think my ex created a fake twitter profile so he can follow me *shurgs*, i have people telling guys i dont  date about me and people still questioning rumors from high school about me. LMFAO ! Obviously im gonna have to come out with my own show because yous muthafucka's just want more of me !! And ima give you what u want. So stay tuned cause its going down this summer2011...Balee Dat !


I see you looking witcha looking ass !

Wanna eat my Kupcakes ?

Com'on...you know wanna try'em!

Monday, April 4, 2011

LMFAO at this Official We Phi Phi video

Omg if you havent watch this video, you dont what ur missing !! Fuk'n hilarious, serioulsy ! It's something about morehouse men ! COMMENTS AFTER WATCHING VIDEO: "omg' they caught them having sex !!" ...."Lmfao, these niggas are silly" !

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Monday, March 28, 2011

My Needs && Wants !!

A couple of thing i  absolutely can't live with out ! Well i can live without them...but i function better with them ! POW !

A yorkie with a couple grams !!

Fuk'n seafood !!

A pink 380...preferbly with hello kitty on it !

I shower with this religiously !! Amen !

Beaches,Boys and Beers ! Oh My ! (Spring Break)

So yes Spring Break is officially over ! I had a awesome time too !! Here's a couple pics of what went down !! Enjoy !!

At the beach...before the seagulls attacked ! lol
Morehouse Mansion Party. S/O Khiry !
Ocean Dr.
My new friend Lonnie !! He's sooo cute


I swear we was kill'em every night !!

Tell me im not the shit...!
My cousin Ny !!


My girl MeMe !!



At club Play in Miami !

Thursday, March 24, 2011

" i think i fell in love with a porn star..."

I think everybody knows i met Brian Pumper in L.A. but just incase u forgot...! lol It was no big deal...it was all love for me on his end : )

Saturday, February 26, 2011

HiLARiOUS !! Please Watch !!



This is my good fashionable friend Josh !! He is like this 24/7 ! Listen to his true story and get a good ass laugh ! : D