Never to old for a Birthday Wish List !

Sooo my 21st bday is coming up soon ! Im sooo excited but kinda sad, i dont know what i wanna do !! The deal about turning 21 isnt really a big thing to me but celebrating me living another year is definitely special to me. I absolutely loves bdays ! Like im not totally sure what i even want. But this is what i expect....

Stacy Dash NAKED !!!

If your unfamiliar with Stacy Dash then you must have been living under a freaking boulder !! Stacy Dash was my 1st lesbian crush ever since i saw her in Clueless. So after her stormy divorce (the guy cheated smh) she agreed to pose nude for PLAYBOY magazine ! Im in total love all over again = )



Loved her then ! = )



Nobody likes a Picky Eater

 Were at the age when i feel like everybody should be or have partaking in oral sex. If you haven't you do know what ur missing ! And if your one of those super lame people that doesnt know how to do it by now...die a slow death...literally. And nobody likes a receiver who doesnt know how to give ! I had a ex that rarely gave...can you say selfish ! Especially when im such a giving person...i can count on one hand how many  times i received. Then we he did it, it sucked !!! Like omg, why bother ! lol My 4 year ex...mmmmm. This guy doesnt know when to stop giving...like ummmn ok, yea that was cum. Lol but seriously guys to keep a girl u most be a giving person or else.

i Got a $103.50 !! LOL

Grab a calculator and see wht u total is ! i wanna know too !

Pumpkin Eater !

The next person to cheat on me will die slowly...like this.

i dont think i'll have that problem wit my new guy though *wink

                                                                                                                                                                    

Girl on Girl Pt.3

F.A.M.O.U.S

Clearly im more famous then i thought ! I have "tweet peepers" that watch my every tweet; even though i think my ex created a fake twitter profile so he can follow me *shurgs*, i have people telling guys i dont  date about me and people still questioning rumors from high school about me. LMFAO ! Obviously im gonna have to come out with my own show because yous muthafucka's just want more of me !! And ima give you what u want. So stay tuned cause its going down this summer2011...Balee Dat !

I see you looking witcha looking ass !

Wanna eat my Kupcakes ?

Com'on...you know wanna try'em!

Its Easter MuthaSucka !

Happy Easter my lovely little kupcakes ! I hope everybody enjoyed there weekend !

Not Listening...

Most of the time when im on the phone wit people, im rarely paying attention. So what half the time..nobody"s talking about shit.

1st im kinda into the convo...

                                                                                  



Then my mind starts to wonder...



Then i start mocking that person...

Then finally i just put the phone down & start watchin t.v. lol

Sloppy Toppy

Sloppy head is the best head...Nobody would want a dry hand job so why would you want some cotton mouth ass head ? Umm yea that shit is not the whats up. Even you meet a guy that doesnt like sloppy head...he's gay ! Lol, but seriously that just wierd to NOT like it. It even makes doing it fun ! Here are the fundamental steps to Sloppy Toppy.



                                          

• Being by puckering ur lips around the head. Puckering your lips naturally makes ur mouth salivate (wet). Then work ur way down the whole dick, giving it a pre-wet once over.
• Next, start to work up more spit while you suck by deep throating. Deep throating benefits both of you. If you have normal gag reflexes then you should gag, making ur mouth wetter.
• Slowly start pulling your mouth away from the dick. Make sure "spit strands" are connected to the dick from ur mouth. This gives a great visual effect.



Spit strands !

                                             

• Dont forget sound to go along with those visual effects. Sloppy toppy wouldnt be be right uless you make slurping noises. Go ahead slurp like ur licking a lollipop.
• Lastly dont forget eye contact !

TIPS: If you cant seem to get your mouth as wet as u want...smoke some weed. Weed naturally makes ur mouth wetter !

Bows before Hoes

Browsing some of my fav fashion websites i came upon a new up & coming designer. Im all for supporting new designers, espicially when their creations are totally creative. Here's Asara Dee... she creates these awesome bowties, which are clearly the new thing.

U can the original bows as a necklace, hair pieces etc. Coool !

S/O to fashionbombdaily

Self Serve

Soooo while scouring through some unusual porn...i found this crazy shit. Guys sucking there OWN dicks !! Like seriously...is that whats up nowadays. Is this what porn has turn too to spice it up ? does that shit turn the suckers on...will u bust in your own mouth...do u introduce yourself as somebody who give self-fellatio ? So many questions...i need some answers !!!

Dont be Skaaarrrddd !



Lol some of these nigga's are making the black race look weeeaaaak !

"Dont hide that pussy, divide that pussy..."



Jealous Hoes....boooo !

Me and everybody else hates a jealous ass bitch...like ughhh stop staring bitch ! Must've been some were else while they were passing out the good looks in heaven .  

Jealous Much...?

Some Tumblr Fun !

Girl on Girl Pt.2

Let me tell you bout my Beeesstfrieeeend...

Since im in Houston and my evil mommy ( j/k mommy, i love you) took my doggy, Scooter, with her to Atlanta i've been sooo sad ! Even though he almost got a whooping every night before bed, constanly chewed holes in my panties (idk why), eat & beg for all my food and bites in his sleep, i miss him soooo much ! That is seriously like my son but we reunite every other weekend which i LOVE !

Me & my love talking on the phone lol



I seriously dont remember what was going on but clearly it was funny !



Awwww look at mommy's baby sleepin

Scooter eattin my jeans...evil puppy !

He just woke from a nap...sleephead ass !

He loves bath time...



Somebody had a hard day...