Fake Obsession

Some guys judge girls off of what they see on music video's and t.v. They fail to realize these hoes are 99% photo shopped....so therefor looks exactly like Kiesha down the street with a lil make-up. So give it up guys, these chicks dont look like nothing like in the magazines so dont get ur hopes up.

Black Queen

CHANEL X KISS

This pic speaks volumes

My b-day weekend !

Alot went on this weekend...smh ive misses alot of blogging time to catch up...i need to write some more erotica nshit. The Enter the Nile Alpha pool party was off the chain...here's a couple of pics thanx to my cousin Rox !

me & Rox !

look back at it....

WERK  !!

Finally 21 !!!

Sooo i finally turned 21 !! Had a nice lil'kick back. This weekend have been super hectic as well. So back to blogging ...

Jamaican Joke....Fe yah ah laff pon dis !

A blind Jamaican went to a restaurant. ‘Menu sir?’ asked the owner. ‘Mi blind, just bring one ah ya dirrrty forks, mi will smell it & then order.’ The owner went over & got a used fork. The blind man smelt the fork, took a deep breath & said: ‘Yes, mi want rice with jerk fish.’ ‘Unbelievable!’ thought the owner. The blind man ate & left. Two weeks later, the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to see how good the blind man’s smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Marcia was cooking. He said: ‘Marci, I need a favor. Pls rub this fork in ur pussy!’ which she did. He then goes & gives the blind man the fork. The blind man smells it & says: “Raaas claat!, mi never know marcia work here!”

Sick Shoes....

Definitely F.U.C.K me pumps

Winning a Argument....

Not gonna lie...i used to love to argue. One reason is because i love getting under people skin and irratating them (childish i know) secondly because i know how to win them !

1. Do that thing they like: In the middle of an argument i like to just flash my smile and look innocent. If you'r guy is a boobie guy then perk those twins up in his face...that'll throw him off.
2. Cry: Who can resist tears ? Even if you can only make that one tear come up...its enough to stall a argument.
3. Sex: Resolving a heated argument with sex allows you to kill alot of tension. Orgasm tend to be effective for bringing people back to a better problem-solving mind state.
4. Cook for him: He loves steak & potatoes, make that man steak & potatoes ! Trust me it'll calm you down and make him rethink what he was even arguing about.
5. Be Quiet: Sounds simple but alot of people can't help but go back in fourth during a argument. If you just be quiet and let the other person talk that'll most likely tell on themselves or say what you want them too.

Happy arguing FUCKERS ! : )

Birthday Girl...Day 5

Sooo its 5 days till my b-day ! I absolutely can not to believe i'll be 21 soon. I still remember turning 16 like the other day.