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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

3's Company or a Party ? Hmmm... Pt.1

                                                 
So since my trip back home (Atl) during the holidays, a close friend and I have been pondering the idea of a threesome. Im sure everybody has been in a relationship were the partner requested or brought up the idea of bringing somebody else into the bedroom. I've never taken any of those request serious and usual laugh in their face. Mainly because they didnt know what they were doing with one girl so how in the hell could they know what to do with 2 Girls !? But i seriously never actually thought about...till now.


First u have to pick a couple of great candidates: Preferably a female thats down for whatever and isn't shy. Me, personally totally refuse to perform oral on a girl but (my friend is still trying to convince me) if the other opponent does it then its all good, I think. Secondly, setting the atmosphere: I think a mutual pre-date is a great way to get the ball rolling on it. Let everybody meet and get the feel of each other. Especially if the girls never met. A couple a drinks might also help ! LoL Third of all, make sure everybody understands there role and does it. No switching it up last minute because that might confuse everything. 

Soo hopefully there will be a Part: 2 to this post....who knows *wink !

6 Type of Guys...

As i get older, im starting to notice there is a huge variety type of guys. I consider myself a "experienced" dater so i've encountered all types !!

  1. "The-to-sexy-for-my-shirt Guy": This guy thinks he's God's gift to women, even that is far from the case *insert side-eye here*. He finds any reason to take off his shirt and flaunt his body. He spends more time in the mirror than his girl and considers working out his favorite hobby. Sadly, females are physically attracted to this type, ALOT ! Dont be fooled girls, just as sexy as he is, he's dumb. One plus: He MIGHT be good in bed.
  2. "The-Bitch-Guy": This guy acts like the female in a relationship, he's insecure and is just pure bitchassness. Girls are attracted to this type in the beginning because he seems sweet and in touch with his "sensitive side. But then he starts to call to much and become clingly...shiiid he might even cry. Bitch guy's are usually always worried you will leave him, so just start a argument for no reason and make a run for it. Best advice is to change your number cause 99% bitch nigga's blow up your phone and beg to get back with you.
  3. "Justin a.k.a.Just-in-case": Justin is a good guy to have around, most of the time. Say you've been dumped right before Valentine Day and need a quick rebound, Justin is there like a State Farm, with a date ! Justin doesnt mind playing his part, most likely becuase your his "just-in-case" also. So keep this one around and make sure he stays in his role.
  4. "The Goonie": Mr.Goon is also a very great guy to have around ! He's the guy you call if something pops off and you need somebody gansta in your corner. Or say you lock your keys in your car, he's an expert at breaking into cars, TADA ! A random drunk guy dissrespct you in the club, Mr.Goon will be there to whoop that dude ass with no questions ask. Downside to having a Mr.Goon on your team, your subjected to visiting and writing letters when he gets locked up. Which might be occasional.
  5. "The-sexy-black-athlete": When i say black, i mean a darkskin sexy Adonis god. Mr.SBA differs from mr.to-hot-for-his-shirt because he's actually works out for a reason and tends to have great stamina when it comes to sex. Its a ton of pros for having him o your team. He has pontential to make it proffesionally in whatever sport he's in (League) and he's most likely well rounded. During whatever season he's active, you'll get perks to the game/meets. 80% of the time he's working out and practicing so the other time is either sexing or studying. Downside, these guys usually have a nice team theirselves and away games/meets means missing them. But this is one of my favorite type of guy so far.
  6. "The BrokePhiBroke Guy": This is that guy in college that has that semi-bummy swag but super cute and funny. He takes college serious and most likely majoring in something serious. Alot of girls pass up on this guy because he's broke and is just really focused on making it out of school. Luckily, i can see the pontential of this guy. He's going to graduate college with a degree (or two) and be making nice money in the future. Hold him down now and hopefully when he get on he wont leave you for a white girl.
Evaluate your team and see if you have any of these on your team !

Monday, January 10, 2011

Super Soaker Squirter *NSFW*

I know i havent been blogging much but ive had a super hectic winter break ! I really took advantage of my free time off ! Traveling like crazy and just visiting a ton of people...Back to the real world soon though ! Ok im getting off topic here !
  
So lately me and my friends have been discussing "squirting" alot lately. Whats squirting you ask ? Lol well its a lot to break down ! So hopefully i can answer every question about "squirting" ! Im kind of a pro on the subject ! Hahaha

  • Does every female squirt ? About 99.9% of females have the ability to squirt. If you ever got the strong urge to pee right when your at that "peak", then most likely you have to CUM ! If your not getting this urge when you fuck then your not fucking right...PLAIN & SIMPLE ! lol
  • Can you control the 'squirt' ? I believe if you practice practice practice, you can control it ! lol But seriously, when it first started happening to me, i was kind of freaked out ! i thought i had to pee even though i just did before hand. I began to practice KEGELS  and gained control over my new found talent !
  • How to "do it" ?  Its pretty simple....wait well actually might not be. If your familiar with your "G-spot" then its simple. Most females G-spots are easily accessible by doggy style. This positions lets the guy get a deeper stroke and also able to hit spots that would harder to reach in other positions. You know its your g-spot because it'll feel like a sensitive ass little button in the back of your kooder ! If your guy (or chick) consistently stroke this position, its a easy way to Cum.
  • WTF is it exactly ? Scientist, in the beginning were totally baffled about what was exactly coming out. Well in my research, i came up with a couple of different answers, some basically the same...#1 the fluid is not urine #2 The one most commonly seen in our culture is vaginal ejaculate, which lubricates the vaginal walls and oozes out during sexual arousal. Called, leukorrhea, it contains vaginal secretions from walls of the vagina. It's the vagina's natural way of cleaning itself. #3  Ejaculate comes from the Skenes glands (the glands that make up the g-spot) and is similar to prostate fluid in men. And the answers go on and on, but basically its natural !
  • How much comes out when you Cum ? As much as 2 cups of fluid can come out !
  • Whats up with the pornos ? My buddy Brian Pumper (lol) told how the females do it in pornos. Basically they pour water or lube into the pussy and then force it out for that "money" shot !
  • What does it look like ? It can either be clear or cloudy white like guy sperm. It can be thick or super watery.

See it can be thick and white.


Or watery and cloudy.

The "money shot" i was referring to.





Clearly, thats water...


Ok hopefully i answered all the good questions...any more, just post a comment ! Its a natural thing guys so dont freak out when it happens. Tip: Please pee before hand so it wont be that confusion of is it it piss or cum.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

My NYC & LA Trip

Ok on of my first trips was NYC, its like a total tradition that me, my mom & sis go ice skating and shopping right after Thanksgiving there. And every year it seems like it get more crowed than last year..but i did come up on top with the shopping. Ice Skating was a total bust since it was about a million people on the rink. I found a beloved H & M and it was AWESOME !  More coming soon..my phone was my camera for the trip and that was fine for me ! Only bad part, it was freezing cold and I thought i might get frost bite in my toes. Lol all worth it for my shopping come up. After NYC, i returned back to Houston for a Christmas and work. On a day of boredom my good friend Jai called and invited me to LA...i caught the next flight out that morning. Needless to say i had sooo much fun. It's something about hanging out with a group of testorone pumped football players that so fun . Lol, but seriously i had a ton of fun. When i first arrived my friend was still in practice so i had time to spare around the city. Plus i was in serious need of a nail shop. So i just walked around until i found something to do. LA is seriously a interesting city. i found a awesome sushi joint and a kick ass sneaker shop. Im very good at entertaining myself so i was cool until he came back to the hotel. Oh yea the hotel was ridiculously nice, its located right next to the Staple Center and right in the middle of downtown. I eventually met a football players girlfriend. Me and her decided to entertain each other while we were both there. Surprisingly i only got drunk one night there and kinda sort of remembered what went that night lol. I had fun and definitely wouldnt mind doing it again.


In front of radio city hall.

In LA with my friend Jai, Thats not Gatorade in that bottle.lol

I found this really awesome sushi place while he was at practice.

The Fashion District in LA

Me & Jai were getting pretty toasted..lol

1st Post Of 2011 !!!

Ok ok ok ,i know i have totally been missing in action...sorry but i have really been taking advantage of my winter break. I started a new job and even caught up on my traveling. I hung out with friends i usually wouldnt be able to kick it with and spent time with family that i never see. Ughhh its so much to catch you guys up on...were do i start ? Maybe ill gt started on were ive been and what ive been doing...Follow me to the next post kupcakes......

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Rae' UnCensored Episode III

HOLA I jst uploaded my 3rd video on Youtube!! its abt my NYE night & shit..go check it out Oh Yeah & watch the other ones too!!! Thanks You ALL!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOu7EF5M-j4

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas Kupcakes !!




I just wanted to tell all my little kupcakes Merry Christmas !! I appreciate all the support and comments ! I really want to thank my authors Raven and Austin ! Rae' brings so much fun and entertainment to the blog and Austin enlightens me and helps with everything ! Ok enough with the mushy stuff !
   I did't ask for to much for Christmas, really nothing. But,of course i got some stuff. My dad bought me a STUN GUN !! yep so beware ! LoL His girlfriend bought me and the sis platinum engraved bracelets and grandma gave us money ! BOO-YAH ! Oh yea and im waiting for my girft from a special friend on Sunday. Late gifts are the best ! Yea boy ! lol




Wonder what my readers and authors got ! Please do tell !

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

I Got The Hook-Up

As we ALL knw we can find jst about ANYTHING for cheap/half priced at the Beauty Salon..WELLL*in antoine dodsons voice* lol at my visit to my beauty salon i met this lady tht sells Purses,Fragrances, Accessories , she do hair annnnnnddddddddddd *drum roll please* .......................................MAC COSMETICS MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!! Now i knw some of you may knw somebody tht sells it already Cool, but for you Ladies tht dnt; well now you got a hook up. She has eye-shadow for $10 or 2 for $15. She Has Lip Gloss for $10 or 2 for $15; her big compact "Lady Gaga" personalized kits are $20!! & much more!!! I've decided to let yall in on my hook-ups...Now i knw people that know people, its my Job to Network..so hit me up if yall need anything....







Her Contact Info is :
Essential of Essence
Katrisa (ka-trisa) 8.633.8676..

Monday, December 20, 2010

Playboy xXx TRON

Soooo Tron and Playboy have combined forces ! I never seen the orginal Tron nor the newest one (out in theaters now). But I am a huge fan of Playboy. Check the pics out and tell me what you think...









Who doesnt love some cyber pussy ?! Im sure all the sci-fi nerds bought this issue of Playboy !